Crooked House Magnets

Fantasy landscape of large crooked house.

“And they all lived together in a crooked little house”

Lincoln Cathedral, is a Grade I listed cathedral and is the seat of the Anglican Bishop of Lincoln.

A wonky house with gnarly trees.

The Crooked House of Windsor (also known as the Market Cross House) in Windsor, England, is a commercial building dating from 1687. It is the oldest teahouse in all of England. It is Grade II listed.The building was reconstructed in the eighteenth century and now stands on "an outrageous slant." It has three storeys and bay windows to the front and rear. Did you know that the cobbled street which runs next to ‘The Crooked House’ in Windsor is recorded as the shortest street in Britain? Queen Charlotte Street is just fifty one feet ten inches in length. If you look along the wall of ‘The Crooked House’ also known as Market Cross House you will see a little painting of a dog with a crown ? on his name tag.

Designed for anyone who wants to remember great times spent canoeing on Little Crooked Lake in Michigan.

Designed for anyone who wants to remember great times spent fishing on Big Crooked Lake in Michigan.

Detail of an old chalet in the Italian Alps

Depicts the internal poisoning of the GOP because the bile that should be regularly expelled to keep the party functioning well – in the name of Donald Trump - is clogging the Party’s innards destroying the will and moral compass required to lead the nation and conduct themselves as citizens and patriots first, instead of partisan votes for hire From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

is painted in the most beautiful shade of seafoam green

A little crooked window on a friend's farmhouse.

Illustration featuring a quote by Donald at the height of the child-stealing southern-border immigration controversy that is more apropos to the child-abuser-in-chief’s cronies and sycophants at the White House and Capitol From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

Graphic message speaking to donald trump's contempt, disrespect and disdain for America, and anything or anyone other than his avaricious self, as a citizen, as a candidate, and since he's assumed the highest office, ultimately selling out the country and the presidency for a few more dollars. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

An illustration that suggests it will be citizens, not the checkers and balancers of Executive government power – the Congress and Supreme Court – who will stand up and curtail the destructive politics and policies of the Oval office rat. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection

On the red moon night, all spooky house would ride the spooky cloud to the bloody moon.

Spotted in a little lane in Beijing: the strangest of doors, it was even locked, which made me wonder what its purpose was.

This depiction illustrates the sad but true fact that the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in fact no more than that – a resident, simply the guy who occupies the place. The Resident’s record as a Vietnam draft dodger suggests he has the courage of a chicken. An observation from his Secretary of State suggests he is a “fucking moron.” The company he keeps proves him to be a racist and a hater. From the DC C.R.A.P. Collection