Deals Magnets
Description: Michel Foucault quote: The new governmental reason does not deal with what I would call the things in themselves of governmentality, such as individuals, things, wealth, and land. It no longer deals with these things in themselves. It deals with the phenomena of politics, that is to say, interests, which precisely constitute politics and its stakes; it deals with interests, or that respect in which a given individual, thing, wealth, and so on interests other individuals or the collective body of individuals. ... In the new regime, government is basically no longer to be exercised over subjects and other things subjected through these subjects. Government is now to be exercised over what we could call the phenomenal republic of interests...
Description: Trained all year for this. This funny Cyber Monday Deal Hunter Club design — a shopper riding a giant mouse rodeo-style while bags and price tags fly — is made for the pros of Black Friday weekend and Cyber Monday. A hilarious gift for bargain hunters, coupon lovers and professional shoppers.
Description: Out of Heals, Time for Unholy Deals! Party members took too much damage; now the healer is switching to kinetic solutions. Medieval woodcut-style illustration of a hooded cleric with an antique revolver. Perfect humorous gift for Clerics, Paladins, support players, and DMs. Specially formatted for graphic t-shirts, mugs, and stickers.
Description: A driver picks the music passenger deals with the trauma design that every metalhead driver, heavy music lover, and car playlist dictator will relate to on a deeply personal level — because the aux cord has consequences. Great metal fan gift for any heavy metal enthusiast, road trip music lover, or metalhead who has never once apologized for what's playing and absolutely never will.
Driver Picks The Music Passenger Deals With The Trauma Metal Fan Gift Magnet
by Say It With Ink
$4.75
Description: "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT Closing Deals-AIN’T-ONE " Funny sales humor and business quote for salespeople, entrepreneurs, real estate agents, closers, and anyone who loves closing deals. A hilarious gift idea for sales professionals and business lovers, perfect for birthdays, holidays, coworkers, sales teams, and anyone with a confident sense of humor.
Description: Celebrate a timeless classic and sharp wordplay with this bold, vintage-style graphic design featuring a hilarious literal twist on a popular idiom. The detailed illustration showcases an old-school, distressed metal can of baked beans popped wide open, with a cool little bean character wearing stylish black sunglasses peeking out from the top. Arched perfectly with a heavily textured, grungy collegiate varsity font in vibrant orange-red, it displays the catchy phrase "FULL OF BEANS." With its rich retro colors and beautifully aged comic book aesthetic, this high-impact layout stands out sharply against dark apparel backgrounds. It is the absolute perfect apparel choice for food pun lovers, breakfast enthusiasts, grocery store employees, or
Description: The 'Get In Bitch I Found A Deal On Marketplace' graphic design is ideal for everyone who loves humor, deal hunters, thrifty shoppers, discount shoppers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh featuring an amusing saying about marketplace deals. This design with a funny truck quote is perfect for birthdays, graduations, retirement parties, family events, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and more. The humoristic marketplace quote is suitable for everyday occasions, special events, casual hangouts, and getting a chuckle out of all your friends and family. Enjoy the fun and joy this design brings - it's a real conversation starter!
Description: A screaming, fanged baboon clutches a shattered 65-inch TV in "Doorbuster Carnage," framed by warnings for "Extreme Savings, Extreme Consequences," "Keep Shopping or Die" and "Final Sale: No Mercy, No Refunds," with a readout of "Store Hours: Dawn to Casualty" beneath spiky chrome lettering. Feral, frantic and built for anyone who has survived a Black Friday stampede. A fun pick for retail workers, bargain hunters, holiday shopping cynics, or anyone who has fought over the last big-screen deal.
Description: Embrace your ultimate holiday bargain hunting zone with this charming, sketch-style graphic design tailored perfectly for online shoppers. Featuring a detailed illustration of an open laptop showing a green checkmark check-out confirmation, a credit card, and a steaming hot mug of coffee, it highlights the bold typography "Currently Online Shopping." The layout is perfectly anchored by a vintage cream ribbon banner reading the hilarious warning, "Do Not Make Eye Contact Until Cyber Monday." With its textured, hand-drawn look and timeless distressed lettering, this witty design perfectly captures the busy, anti-social zone of scoring holiday discounts from home. It is an exceptional apparel choice for tech deal hunters, holiday shopping squa
Description: If your Thanksgiving plan covers the turkey dinner and the sales right after it, this one is for you. A stylish turkey in a beret, cat-eye glasses, a cozy scarf and leaf-print boots struts along with her arms full of shopping bags and a “Turkey Day Deals” tag. It’s a fun fall design for people who take their holiday shopping seriously. Great for Black Friday early birds, Thanksgiving shoppers and anyone who loves a good deal. Wear it to the family dinner, the mall, a fall get-together or a shopping day with friends. It also makes an easy gift for the friend who already has the sales route planned.
Description: A porcupine with every quill fully raised stands guard over a pile of shopping bags and torn "Sale," "50% Off" and "Limited Time" tags in "Black Friday: Armored," with panels reading "Discount: -30%" and "Quills: Up" and a log declaring "Protocol: Defend_Assets, Outcome: Survival." Prickly, defensive and built for anyone who heads into the holiday crowds ready for battle. A fun pick for bargain hunters, retail workers, porcupine fans, or anyone who guards their shopping cart with their life.
