Disaster Magnets

I can't help being a disaster on two feet. Nor do I want to.

“Le Grille”? What the hell is that?!

Everything that goes up must go down

It's your favorite superstars of trash! The Disasterpiece boys and their D-list friends: Neil Breen, Dollman, Flyin' Ryan, Quigley, Boon, Samurai Cop, and of course, Nukie.

The mythological kraken attacking a sailing ship. Much more successful than another recent kraken!

Love is Blind Lisa

Ha Ha Ha - Tommy Wiseau

I did naht hit her

public works flag

The volcano mountain active

I hope we are not doomed, though.

Illustration produced by Wunderground, modified by myself for commercial purposes.

I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.

"Colossus of the Wasteland" is a stunning illustration depicting a giant mech towering over a post-apocalyptic world. The towering robot stands as a testament to the resilience of humanity in the face of disaster. The intricate details and vibrant colors of the piece create a sense of awe and wonder, while the desolate landscape serves as a reminder of the fragility of our world.

with shelley winters

Humanity has studied the smallest particles of matter, atoms, then they create the most terrible weapon known, which is the atomic bomb :O worlds destroyer

The Extinction: A Brief Examination of Past Events

This is fine

Sometimes it's hard to not go full Climate Goth. Contribute to the destruction of the planet with this T-shirt or other product.

Illustration produced by Wunderground, modified by myself for commercial purposes.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Hey There Trainwreck. This Isn’t Your Station.” design on apparel and gifts.

tired of carrying around a placard or sandwich board ... try these instead!

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Exodus' third studio album, Fabulous Disaster, was released on January 30, 1989, and the thrash metal band promptly hit the road to support the new record with a five-month tour. Starting out with a month of European dates in February, the band returned to the states and kept their live performances going through July that same year. Fabulous Disaster and the accompanying tour, but still failed to gain them a well-deserved place alongside other thrash metal giants of the time.

A design based on the movie The Towering Inferno! The Grand Opening of the Glass Tower was the hottest party of 1974! too soon?

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Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

The sweet tornado

Set the world alight with our audaciously humorous "I'm fine, It's fine, Everything's fine" t-shirt. This shirt is a blazing declaration of resilience, perfect for those who handle life's turmoil with a smirk. It speaks to the soul of anyone who has ever looked around at a spiraling day and declared, "Everything is perfectly under control." The iconic image of a dumpster in flames paired with a deadpan slogan captures the art of staying cool under pressure—or at least pretending to. It's the perfect statement piece for those days when the metaphorical fire is just too real, making it an essential addition to the wardrobe of any self-respecting humorist. It’s not just clothing; it's a coping mechanism, a mood, a lifestyle.

Support the Maritime Horrors YouTube channel with your purchase of this shirt.

This unique t-shirt captures the haunting legacy of the Chernobyl disaster, featuring evocative imagery and symbols associated with the catastrophic nuclear accident in Pripyat, Soviet Union. From the iconic radiation symbol to the eerie beauty of the abandoned city and the resilience of Chernobyl's wildlife, each detail on this shirt tells a story of history, tragedy, and the lessons learned from one of the worst environmental catastrophes. Perfect for history buffs, environmental advocates, and anyone fascinated by the compelling story of Chernobyl and its lasting impact on nuclear safety and the environment.

The Poseidon Adventure Logo

Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse. This road suspension bridge spanned 1810 metres across the Tacoma Narrows strait in Puget Sound, in the US state of Washington. It opened on 1 July 1940, but collapsed on 7 November 1940 due to oscillations caused by aeroelastic flutter in gale-force winds. The oscillations produced waves several metres in height, increasing and undulating along the bridge until the eventual collapse.

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The Poseidon Adventure Movie Poster

Cool volcano design showing mountain and magma chamber.