Energy Magnets
Description: This is Rob Corddry’s Russian energy drink from Hot Tub Time Machine. Here he describes the ingredients. The incredibly deep use of Chernobly as the movie’s core plot device at first made it my top choice for converting to real-life product: Corddry spills Chernobly on the hot tub controls which is how they go back to WinterFest 1986, then some Red Dawn obsessed party adversaries steal their last can and they can’t get back until they recover it. Meanwhile the Chernobyl nuclear disaster occurred in real-life 1986. And as we all know from Back To The Future, time travel won’t work without some sort of nuclear-level energy. A deep plot device indeed.
Description: Jolt Cola was a carbonated soft drink originally made by The Jolt Company of Rochester, New York. From the outset, Jolt’s marketing strategy centered on the caffeine content, billing the drink as a means to promote wakefulness, including a slogan of “All the sugar and twice the caffeine.” The highly caffeinated beverage was targeted towards students and young professionals, stressing its use as a stimulant in a similar manner as energy drinks. Jolt Cola is featured in the 1995 movie ‘Hackers’ as the hosts of a pirate television broadcast claim to be sponsored by the beverage and advertise Jolt Cola as “the soft drink of the elite hacker.”
Description: A self-deprecating physics pun for anyone who peaked early and embraced the downhill slide. This minimalist stick figure design traces a potential energy curve from triumph to total relaxation, perfect for science lovers, physics students, and anyone who appreciates a good nerdy joke.
Description: Funny offensive outfit for men with the saying "Small Dick Big Dreams" is a bold novelty graphic design full of edgy adult humor. This outrageous joke with an inappropriate twist makes a hilarious meme gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion. Perfect for a daring family member or best friend who loves shock value laughs. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: If oversharing weird thoughts is your superpower, this design is for you! “I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I’ll Die” perfectly captures the chaotic energy of internet humor, featuring a retro-style frog meme that’s equal parts cute and unhinged. Perfect for meme lovers, weird friends, or anyone who thrives on random, hilarious conversations. Great for gifting, casual wear, or showing off your funny, relatable personality. Available on tees, hoodies, mugs, and stickers — embrace your weirdness proudly!
Description: A powerful and raw artwork that captures the explosive energy of Soundgarden, one of the pioneering forces of the American grunge and heavy metal movement. Rendered in a distressed, high-contrast style, the design showcases a dynamic figure mid-performance, drenched in motion and fury, framed by the bold vertical typography of “SOUNDGARDEN.” The imagery embodies the chaotic spirit of the band’s music—fusing heavy riffs, haunting vocals, and an untamed stage presence. With its vintage poster vibe and visceral intensity, this piece stands as a tribute to Soundgarden’s enduring impact on rock history.
Rainbow Crystal Brite Girl Magnet
by kittens give stitches / moonstruck crystals / kara pavlik
$4.75
Description: Jolt Cola was a carbonated beverage initially produced by The Jolt Company, based in Rochester, New York. From its inception, the marketing approach for Jolt emphasized its high caffeine content, promoting the drink as a means to enhance alertness, encapsulated in the slogan “All the sugar and twice the caffeine.” This highly caffeinated drink was aimed at students and young professionals, highlighting its role as a stimulant akin to energy drinks. Jolt Cola made an appearance in the 1995 film ‘Hackers,’ where the hosts of a pirate television broadcast claimed sponsorship by the drink, promoting it as “the soft drink of the elite hacker.”
