Engineer Hourly Rate Funny Engineering Magnets
Description: A funny auto repair price list that charges more when customers watch, help, or explain how to do the job. Crossed wrenches and rugged lettering capture the dry humor of a mechanic who's heard it all before.
Mechanic Hourly Rate Funny Mechanic Humor Magnet
by fractured alien
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.
Description: A humorous list detailing engineer hourly rates with corresponding conditions. The top reads "ENGINEER" in yellow with a blue outline, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white with a blue outline and lightning bolts. Below are price points from $100/HR to $500/HR, each with a condition such as "MINIMUM" or "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB."
