Engineer Hourly Rate Funny Engineering Tapestries
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.