Funny Carpenter Magnets

If you think its expensive to hire a quality carpenter just wait until you hire a crappy one

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

I am a Carpenter, I Can't Fix Stupid. But I can fix what stupid does.

If you're a woodworker by trade -- whether on buildings, ships, construction sites, or frameworks -- then this funny carpentry shirt is just for you! This carpentry humor tee makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the special craftsman in your life -- whether that's an apprentice in carpentry school, or a master carpenter!

The poem from Lewis Carrol wherein the Walrus and the Carpenter go for a quiet walk with some unsuspecting oysters.

I'm Not Yelling I'm A Carpenter We Just Talk To Loud

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Andrew Allen.

This funny vintage woodworker father's day design is suitable for all dads and woodworking carpenter who loves woodwork. A perfect gift idea for all carpentry worker and men who likes to working with wood.

The REAL sequel to HALLOWEEN!!

Elevate your style with the essence of nature in our unique "Woodie Shirt"! 🌳👕

No Matter How Many I Drink The Job Will Be Complete Code Of The Drunken Woodworker Shirt. Love drinking beer or alcohol in general and building stuff with your hands in your garage or shop? Look no further for your perfect graphic tee foe drinking. Perfect tshirt for the guy who loves playing in sawdust and sweat while drinking a cold one. If your a woodworker or carpenter by trade or hobby had a laugh with this adult humor wood working handyman tee. Great for Fathers Day, Christmas, or Birthday. Drunk Woodworker Shirt Funny Drinking Woodworking Carpenter Shirt.

I'd Rather Be Making Sawdust Funny Carpenter T-Shirt.

This "Check Out My Six Pack Woodworking" is The Perfect Woodworking Design to show off your Collection of Different Wood types. Perfect Woodwork Present for any Woodworker, Carpenter or Woodwork Lovers. This Woodworker Design is an Exclusive Novelty Design. Grab this Woodworking Design as a Present for a Handyman, Carpenter or Hobby Woodworker.

Funny Construction Worker Slogan - i enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store

Funny Carpentry Gift I Might Be a Carpenter But I Can't Fix Stupid

If I Wasn't A Good Electrician I Would Be Dead By Now

sun's out, nail guns out

inspired by 1997 escape from new york

Funny table design fitting social media lovers who like Tiktok viral memes. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also like social media trends and sarcastic quotes.

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An image of the old Chinese lady in the brothel in Chinatown who informs Mr Swanson (Jack Burton) that 'Chinese girls do not come with green eyes'

A carpenter is a wood-whisperer extraordinaire, skilled in the ancient art of measuring twice and cutting once, equipped with a tool belt that holds an assortment of hammers, nails, and an uncanny ability to make a straight line look like a work of art, all while dreaming of a world where furniture assembles itself with a single magical tap.

Carpenter Hourly Rate Handyman Worker for lumberjack Carpenter and carving friends.

Henry Swanson a.k.a Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China. From the scene where he's looking for Chinese women with green eyes. A cult 80s movie classic from John Carpenter.

Carpenter

It'll be better for both of us if you just walk away...

Henry Swanson (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble in Little China. Great expression with SWANSON written in bold underneath

This funny vintage woodworking design is suitable for all dads and woodworking carpenter who loves woodwork. A perfect gift idea for all carpentry worker and men who likes to working with wood.

funny carpenter joke shirt

From the original vintage photo in my personal collection, the carpenter in plaid

I Turn Wood Into Things Logger Carpenter

Handyman

Cute kawaii cartoon chibi is proud to be a carpenter.

Classic line. Jack in his Truck the Porkchop express...

This Dad Joke Shirt is a fun and light-hearted addition to any wardrobe, perfect for dads who love to share a laugh with their family and friends. With a witty and humorous design, this shirt is sure to bring smiles and chuckles wherever it goes.