Funny Carpenter Pins and Buttons

If you think its expensive to hire a quality carpenter just wait until you hire a crappy one

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

I am a Carpenter, I Can't Fix Stupid. But I can fix what stupid does.

If you're a woodworker by trade -- whether on buildings, ships, construction sites, or frameworks -- then this funny carpentry shirt is just for you! This carpentry humor tee makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the special craftsman in your life -- whether that's an apprentice in carpentry school, or a master carpenter!

A perfect present for birthday or other events or holidays! Make your loved one or yourself happy with this great Carpenter design!

I'm Not Yelling I'm A Carpenter We Just Talk To Loud

The poem from Lewis Carrol wherein the Walrus and the Carpenter go for a quiet walk with some unsuspecting oysters.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Andrew Allen.

This funny vintage woodworker father's day design is suitable for all dads and woodworking carpenter who loves woodwork. A perfect gift idea for all carpentry worker and men who likes to working with wood.

The REAL sequel to HALLOWEEN!!

Bill Ditz, the carpenter builder who does it wrong.

Elevate your style with the essence of nature in our unique "Woodie Shirt"! 🌳👕

No Matter How Many I Drink The Job Will Be Complete Code Of The Drunken Woodworker Shirt. Love drinking beer or alcohol in general and building stuff with your hands in your garage or shop? Look no further for your perfect graphic tee foe drinking. Perfect tshirt for the guy who loves playing in sawdust and sweat while drinking a cold one. If your a woodworker or carpenter by trade or hobby had a laugh with this adult humor wood working handyman tee. Great for Fathers Day, Christmas, or Birthday. Drunk Woodworker Shirt Funny Drinking Woodworking Carpenter Shirt.

I'd Rather Be Making Sawdust Funny Carpenter T-Shirt.

Funny Construction Worker Slogan - i enjoy romantic walks through the hardware store

Funny Carpentry Gift I Might Be a Carpenter But I Can't Fix Stupid

If you're a woodworker by trade -- whether on buildings, ships, construction sites, or frameworks -- then this funny carpentry shirt is just for you! This carpentry humor tee makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the special craftsman in your life -- whether that's an apprentice in carpentry school, or a master carpenter!

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If I Wasn't A Good Electrician I Would Be Dead By Now

sun's out, nail guns out

WOOOD WORKING WOOD CLAMP

inspired by 1997 escape from new york

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An image of the old Chinese lady in the brothel in Chinatown who informs Mr Swanson (Jack Burton) that 'Chinese girls do not come with green eyes'

funny carpenter joke shirt

A carpenter is a wood-whisperer extraordinaire, skilled in the ancient art of measuring twice and cutting once, equipped with a tool belt that holds an assortment of hammers, nails, and an uncanny ability to make a straight line look like a work of art, all while dreaming of a world where furniture assembles itself with a single magical tap.

Express your profession as a carpenter in a humorous way.

Henry Swanson a.k.a Jack Burton in Big Trouble in Little China. From the scene where he's looking for Chinese women with green eyes. A cult 80s movie classic from John Carpenter.

Carpenter

From the original vintage photo in my personal collection, the carpenter in plaid

It'll be better for both of us if you just walk away...

Henry Swanson (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble in Little China. Great expression with SWANSON written in bold underneath

This funny vintage woodworking design is suitable for all dads and woodworking carpenter who loves woodwork. A perfect gift idea for all carpentry worker and men who likes to working with wood.

I Turn Wood Into Things Logger Carpenter

Handyman

Cute kawaii cartoon chibi is proud to be a carpenter.