Funny Crime Magnets
Visit San Quentin State Prison Retro Tourist Souvenir Magnet
by DarkLordPug
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Bold shovel illustration with the quote "I Will Take Care Of That Thing For You" in a humorous crime-inspired style.
I Will Take Care Of That Thing For You Funny Crime Humor Magnet
by Anticorporati
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A hilarious twist on the classic wanderlust slogan. This design is perfect for introverts, true crime junkies, and outdoor lovers who like their hiking with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're into creepy humor, cautious adventure, or just like to keep it real in the wild — this one's for you. Works great on both dark and light tees!
Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Magnet
by ShredGaming Nation
$3.75 $4.75
It's Never A Mannequin Funny True Crime Lover Magnet
by Visual Vibes
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Who needs a soulmate when you really just need a solid cover story? This vintage conversation heart is for the true crime obsessed who find regular romance a bit suspicious. The perfect funny valentine for your actual partner in crime.
BE MY ALIBI? | funny true crime candy heart humour Magnet
by toruandmidori
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Eurodance country techno legendary mashup meets our greatest unsolved mystery. Where did he come from? Where did he go? If you have any information, please contact our producers.
Cotton Eye Joe - where did he come from? where did he go? Next on Unsolved Mysteries Magnet
by BodinStreet
$3.75 $4.75
Visit USP Florence ADMAX Prison Retro Tourist Souvenir Magnet
by DarkLordPug
$3.75 $4.75
Visit Rikers Island Prison Retro Tourist Souvenir Magnet
by DarkLordPug
$3.75 $4.75
Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.
I'm a Criminologist Funny Criminology Crime Scene Fun Magnet
by MyOwnNetWorth Co.
$3.75 $4.75
Description: PERFECT FOR EVERY TRUE CRIME DOG WINE LOVER! Want to show off your love for your furry companions while indulging in your passion for true crime and wine? Grab our funny DOGS WINE AND TRUE CRIME ScottyGaaDo design today and bring out those smiles!
Funny DOGS WINE AND TRUE CRIME Murder Mystery Fan Magnet
by ScottyGaaDo
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Show your mischievous side with "I Get Us Into Trouble". Perfect for best friends, siblings, or couples who love adventure and playful antics together.
I Get Us Into Trouble Funny Best Friends Quote Partners In Crime Siblings Couple Magnet
by SILAS
$3.75 $4.75
Criminology Proof Crime Study Funny Pun Crmininologist Magnet
by MaidenIRK
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Bold white and red lettering reads "true crime detective couch division" in a witty statement for dedicated armchair sleuths. Perfect for a true crime lover enjoying crime podcasts, crime documentaries, detective shows, or relaxed mystery nights.
True Crime Detective Couch Division Funny Lover Magnet
by wergando
$3.75 $4.75
Description: stuffing's coming out, one arm's basically gone, and this golden retriever has generously volunteered to fix it — conveniently the same one whose paw is currently resting on the crime scene. confidence: high. qualifications: questionable. Because someone had to say it.
I Can Fix It — Golden Retriever Torn Teddy Bear Magnet
by Cutetopia Archive
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Add a bold and funny statement to your wardrobe with this “They Call Me Poppy” design. Perfect for proud grandfathers who have a playful bond with their grandkids, this humorous quote highlights the fun side of being a “partner in crime.” Featuring a vintage distressed style with strong typography, this design stands out on any t-shirt, hoodie, or gift item. Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just to make your Poppy smile.
They Call Me Poppy Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Bad Influence Funny Quote Magnet
by Cinamon Rollin'Art
$3.75 $4.75