Funny Crime Tank Tops
Visit San Quentin State Prison Retro Tourist Souvenir Tank Top
by DarkLordPug
$16 $21
Description: Bold shovel illustration with the quote "I Will Take Care Of That Thing For You" in a humorous crime-inspired style.
I Will Take Care Of That Thing For You Funny Crime Humor Tank Top
by Anticorporati
$16 $21
Description: A hilarious twist on the classic wanderlust slogan. This design is perfect for introverts, true crime junkies, and outdoor lovers who like their hiking with a side of sarcasm. Whether you're into creepy humor, cautious adventure, or just like to keep it real in the wild — this one's for you. Works great on both dark and light tees!
Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Tank Top
by ShredGaming Nation
$16 $21
Description: Some days require extreme measures. A dark humor quote for true crime fans or anyone having a really frustrating day. Warning: I'm not in the mood! I can see it's gonna be rope, duct tape and shovel kinda day. Dark humor minimalist white text design, this dark humor design is a perfect gift for someone with anger issues.
Description: Who needs a soulmate when you really just need a solid cover story? This vintage conversation heart is for the true crime obsessed who find regular romance a bit suspicious. The perfect funny valentine for your actual partner in crime.
BE MY ALIBI? | funny true crime candy heart humour Tank Top
by toruandmidori
$16 $21
Description: Eurodance country techno legendary mashup meets our greatest unsolved mystery. Where did he come from? Where did he go? If you have any information, please contact our producers.
Cotton Eye Joe - where did he come from? where did he go? Next on Unsolved Mysteries Tank Top
by BodinStreet
$16 $21
Visit USP Florence ADMAX Prison Retro Tourist Souvenir Tank Top
by DarkLordPug
$16 $21
Description: "Allegedly" is a witty and tongue-in-cheek design that playfully references the legal term used to denote unproven allegations, implying that the wearer is either skeptical of the truth of the matter or simply wants to avoid legal liability. This design is perfect for anyone who has a healthy dose of skepticism or enjoys making light of legal language and is a clever and irreverent way to embrace one's sense of humor and skepticism.
Description: Just one more episode! Ask the mystery-solving spirits with this hilarious "Spirit Board: One More Episode" graphic tee. Blending relatable true crime podcast and streaming obsession humor with a playful pastel occult aesthetic, it features adorable illustrations like a little ghost reading a case file, magnifying glasses, fingerprints, microphones, and crime scene tape. It's the ultimate cozy streetwear look for documentary bingers, late-night armchair detectives, and mystery lovers. Perfect for your next marathon watch session or everyday alternative fashion!
I'm a Criminologist Funny Criminology Crime Scene Fun Tank Top
by MyOwnNetWorth Co.
$16 $21
Description: Show your mischievous side with "I Get Us Into Trouble". Perfect for best friends, siblings, or couples who love adventure and playful antics together.
I Get Us Into Trouble Funny Best Friends Quote Partners In Crime Siblings Couple Tank Top
by SILAS
$16 $21
Criminology Proof Crime Study Funny Pun Crmininologist Tank Top
by MaidenIRK
$16 $21
Description: stuffing's coming out, one arm's basically gone, and this golden retriever has generously volunteered to fix it — conveniently the same one whose paw is currently resting on the crime scene. confidence: high. qualifications: questionable. Because someone had to say it.
I Can Fix It — Golden Retriever Torn Teddy Bear Tank Top
by Cutetopia Archive
$16 $21