Funny One Liner Magnets

Funny Math gag in cool typography. Witty, sarcastic, smart or sweet, these sayings bring a smile and a nod.

Funny Math gag in cool typography. Witty, sarcastic, smart or sweet, these sayings bring a smile and a nod.

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When You Are Dead You Do Not Know You Are Dead - It's The Same When You Are Stupid is an observational one-liner about stupidity based on the theory of subjective reality. Perfect for psych students or those who are intolerant of incompetence. There’s no such thing as a stupid person. Saying that do you have a strong and persistent intolerance of stupidity? Llithiophobia: the fear of stupidity is intrinsic to this awesome text design. Maybe you don't understand people and are too judgemental?

annoyed at first sight

I do what I want

Thick thighs save lives

Thick Thighs. Thin Patience.

That's why I'm always late

Norm Macdonald Hope Style

Funny math pun, y = mx + b is my favorite one-liner.

Funny math pun, y = mx + b is my favorite one-liner.

Funny math pun, y = mx + b is my favorite one-liner.

Hilarious one-liner joke "I love hot chicks"

5'2 but my attitude is 6'1

It's not an act

wake me up when it's Friday

I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode.

breaking news: i don't care...

breaking news: be quiet

Hilarious one-liner joke "gone fixing"

I think you underestimate how little I care

Talking to myself for some expert advice

before/after coffee don't talk to me

Mentally somewhere else

I don't hold grudges

I'm not bossy

before/after coffee

There's no 'we' in pizza

Hilarious one-liner joke "pretend I'm not here"

Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to cranky, posture, hips and hands.

Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to testing the water and depth.

Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to cranky, posture, hips and hands.

Sarcastic one-liner in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to testing the water and depth.

They Got gut guns but I got my canon. This funny photography/photographer shirt goes out to all the photographers in the world dedicated to their art. And also the canon lovers club.