Hedberg Magnets

Mitch

One of my favorite jokes from the late Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.

“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Mitch Hedberg •• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch hedberg

Mitch hedberg

“This shirt is dry clean only which means… it’s dirty” - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

Mitch Hedberg •2• Retro 90s Aesthetic Style Design

Mitch Hedberg "I'm Sick of Following My Dreams..."

Creative Art

Mitch Hedberg "Rice Is Great..."

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

"Mitch Hedberg (Flowered)" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs for Baddest Shirt Co.

A vintage poster style fan artwork dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.

“‘an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You should never see an ‘Escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience’” - Mitch Hedburg (1968 - 2005)

god damn mitch was funny

Mitchell Lee Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.

Line from the legendary Mitch Hedberg

Introverted But Willing To Discuss Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg was taken from us far too early. A comedian with lines that were unpredictable and funny.

Sorry for the convenience.

MITCH

MITCH HEDBERG

yeah

Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too

"I don't always have time to make a pan. Maybe I'd rather light a stick!" - Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg "This Shirt is Dry Clean Only..."

Bill Hicks Vintage 1990 // Retro Original Fan Design Artwork

A truck load of potatoes got dropped off and pringles was like "Fuck it chop em up"

They love trash.