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“Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.” — Christopher Hitchens

Take the risk of thinking for yourself: much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way.

"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof" - Christopher Hitchens

"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof" - Christopher Hitchens

Honor a legendary atheist voice with our Christopher Hitchens memorial merchandise. This Hitchens shirt is a tribute to reason and fearless dialogue. Celebrate a legacy like no other. Hitchens Shirt

"One doesn't need to believe when confronted with evidence" ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson

Wear this shirt, whip out that camera phone, and show your parents exactly how OUT you are!

Wear this shirt, whip out that camera phone, and show your parents exactly how OUT you are!

We will miss you, Hitch. From you, millions learned: “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

Wear this shirt, whip out that camera phone, and show your parents exactly how OUT you are!

when discovered, facts simply are: they don't require belief such as found in faith. Freethinkers do however belief or possess an unflinching conviction in their reason, and that as more discoveries emerge, facts will evolve and continue to point the way towards future progress.

Wear this shirt, whip out that camera phone, and show your parents exactly how OUT you are!

From the urban dictionary: HITCH-SLAP: The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith". EXAMPLE: Christopher just hitch-slapped Pat Robertson!

New Atheism is the name given to the ideas promoted by a collection of 21st-century atheist writers who have advocated the view that "religion should not simply be tolerated but should be countered, criticized, and exposed by rational argument wherever its influence arises."

"I hate the corrupt, slaveholding, hypocritical Christianity of the land; men-stealers for ministers, women-whippers for missionaries, and cradle-plunderers for church members, a justifier of the most appalling barbarity, a sanctifier of the most hateful frauds, and a dark shelter under which the darkest foulest, grossest, and most infernal deeds find the strongest protection." Frederick Douglass From wiki: The raised fist (also known as the clenched fist) is a symbol of solidarity and support. It is also used as a salute to express unity, strength, defiance, or resistance.

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” ~ Seneca the Younger (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)

"Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands, like an unctuous merchant in a bazaar. They offer consolation and solidarity and uplift, competing as they do in a marketplace. But we have a right to remember how barbarically they behaved when they were strong and were making an offer that people could not refuse." ― Christopher Hitchens

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” ~ Seneca the Younger (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)

what's not to LOVE about Atheists?

All hail the patron saint of New Atheism!

"In God We Trust." It is the choicest compliment that has ever been paid us, and the most gratifying to our feelings. It is simple, direct, gracefully phrased: it always sounds well — In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true. And in a measure it is true — half the nation trusts in Him. That half has decided it. ― Mark Twain

what's not to LOVE about Atheists?

Although TH Huxley was known as "Darwin's Bulldog" for his advocacy of the theory of evolution— we can still image what it would look like had Darwin actually owned a bulldog.

remove the shades of faith and bask in the light of reason

"I hate the corrupt, slaveholding, hypocritical Christianity of the land; men-stealers for ministers, women-whippers for missionaries, and cradle-plunderers for church members, a justifier of the most appalling barbarity, a sanctifier of the most hateful frauds, and a dark shelter under which the darkest foulest, grossest, and most infernal deeds find the strongest protection." Frederick Douglass From wiki: The raised fist (also known as the clenched fist) is a symbol of solidarity and support. It is also used as a salute to express unity, strength, defiance, or resistance.

Religion keeps the brain from asking questions, from growing and can be likened to a bacteria.

Religion keeps the brain from asking questions, from growing and can be likened to a bacteria.

remove the shades of faith and bask in the light of reason

a classic response in any repartee

BEST. RETORT. EVER.

BEST. RETORT. EVER.

thanks Mr. Dawkins!

"Science: It works, bitches!" – Richard Dawkins