Hostage Magnets
Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.
Chief Hostage Negotiator - Best in Show Magnet
by Department of Negotiation
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A bold political statement design inspired by Alberta sovereignty, self-determination, pipeline disputes, referendum debates, and growing frustration over political obstruction and federal influence in Western Canada. Featuring the slogan: “HOSTAGE NO MORE ALBERTANS DECIDE” Designed in a clean protest-poster style with strong typography and a minimalist black-and-cream aesthetic. Perfect for supporters of Alberta autonomy, democratic decision-making, energy independence, free speech, and political accountability.
Hostage No More – Albertans Decide Political Statement Shirt Magnet
by Wrong Think Nation
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A retro-style design featuring a fox and a bunny with a dark humor twist on the classic phrase. Ideal for office humor enthusiasts and fans of vintage rubber hose animation who appreciate a cynical take on teamwork.
We're All In This Together Like Hostages Vintage Cartoon Magnet
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A vintage-inspired design featuring a group of birds seeking shelter under a mushroom with a dark humor twist. Perfect for anyone who relates to the feeling of being in it together, just like hostages.
We're All In This Together Like Hostages Collective Effort Magnet
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A dark humor design featuring adorable animals united by the struggle of being bonded by shared trauma. Perfect for anyone who feels like they're in it together like hostages, whether at work or with family.
Bonded By Shared Trauma We're All In This Together Like Hostages Magnet
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A vintage-inspired illustration of three birds with a darkly humorous twist on a classic phrase. Perfect for anyone who appreciates cynical office humor or relatable family dynamics.
We're All In This Together Like Hostages Vintage Birds Magnet
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A retro-inspired design featuring two cheerful squirrels sharing a giant nut, paired with a darkly comedic twist on a classic motivational phrase. Perfect for those who appreciate office humor and the irony of forced teamwork.
We're All In This Together Like Hostages Vintage Squirrel Humor Magnet
by Jonathan_Sippel_art
$3.75 $4.75