Negotiator Magnets

Description: This smooth talker knows the right things to say to make things happen. Not exactly what you'd say? That's okay! Negotiation is an art not a science, and what works for this guy may not work for you.

Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.

Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!

Description: Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator shirt! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: Our logo, so you can proudly proclaim your status as a well trained negotiator while also saying all manner of naughty words, because our logo HAS NO DEPARTMENT AFFILIATION. Except with us. The Department of Negotiation. And we're the coolest team to be on!

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: The Tactical Team likes to say all we do is talk, but if we're talking them into delivering pizza, who's got the better job?

Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: Any way you interpret it, it's what we do. Be proud.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. This humorous quote design is for negotiators, salespeople, deal makers, and witty humor enthusiasts.

Description: Professional Toddler Negotiator is a funny parenting design for moms, dads, and anyone who knows the daily challenge of negotiating with a determined toddler. Perfect for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for parents on birthdays, Fathers Day, baby showers, or any family occasion.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. Negotiation humor for deal makers, sales professionals, and savvy bargain hunters. Clever financial quote for entrepreneurs and business people.

Description: Show Your Shrewd Negotiation Skills With This Funny It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate Design Perfect For Deal Makers And Bargain Hunters.

Description: For daily usage, exposure, gifts, travel, vacation, fashion, workout, etc.

Description: As a trained Crisis Negotiator your job is to be easy to talk to... but always available? That's a different story!

Description: Toddler Negotiator Funny Daycare Teacher

Description: He's like a reporter on Tatooine or something. The Actor.

Description: The caterer was handled. The seating chart was optimized. The florist situation was resolved before anyone even knew there was a florist situation. "Mother of the Bride: VIP Guest & Chief Negotiator" is the official credential for the woman who co-directed an entire wedding while officially just being a guest — and looked exceptional doing all of it.

Description: Remote beside a speech bubble.

Description: Celebrate family bedtime struggles with this funny cartoon dog featuring a master negotiator holding bedtime stories. Perfect for parents, kids, and anyone who loves cute puppies in pajamas. Bring laughter to your evening routine with this charming retro style graphic.

Description: Procrastination Humor Professional Deadline Negotiator Text Typography features a bold typography procrastination quote theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of procrastination mom and procrastination is my super power. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a procrastination quote gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Are you raising a little night owl who loves to delay going to sleep? This cute dinosaur graphic features funny delay tactics, a formal protest sign, and charming bedtime humor. Perfect for kids, toddlers, and parents who survive evening negotiations.

Description: Humorous cat sitting by door design

Description: A funny typography design for choir directors managing rehearsal volume.

Description: Ah yes, the negotiator. A humorous fantasy gaming design featuring a suspiciously persuasive Khajiit merchant ready to make you an offer you probably shouldn't refuse.

Description: A relatable graphic for parents. Tracks the daily grind from human alarm clock to total exhaustion.

Description: A scruffy terrier in boxing gloves squares off against a glove-wearing mailbox with a glowing dog-biscuit trophy between them, under the bold block lettering "Professional Dog Negotiator" and a "VS." medallion. Gritty, funny and built for anyone whose dog takes the daily mail delivery personally. A fun pick for dog lovers, dog trainers, mail carriers, and owners who have mediated at the front door.

Description: Lighthearted nod to landmen who handle leases, titles, and mineral rights. A subtle reference to surveying and oil and gas field work.

Description: Kids funny Master negotiator

Description: A hilariously overworked owl mediator presides over the “Stonehaven Small Claims Arbitration Office,” settling fantasy-world disputes with coffee, paperwork, and pure common sense instead of magic or violence.

Description: Agent Apparel and Accessories; Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Mugs, Stickers, Phone Cases, and More.

Description: A fun and playful design featuring a professional toddler negotiator, perfect for business-savvy kids.

Description: A fun and playful design featuring a professional toddler negotiator, perfect for business-savvy kids.

Description: You know we work better together than we do apart. One Team One Mission - so that everyone goes home to their families.

Description: Sure, spraying for compliance is an option. But when you have more tools in your toolbox let them know you're not afraid to use that option that results in less paperwork. With this design, show the world that you got skills for days.