Negotiator Magnets
Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: Professional Toddler Negotiator is a funny parenting design for moms, dads, and anyone who knows the daily challenge of negotiating with a determined toddler. Perfect for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for parents on birthdays, Fathers Day, baby showers, or any family occasion.
Description: The caterer was handled. The seating chart was optimized. The florist situation was resolved before anyone even knew there was a florist situation. "Mother of the Bride: VIP Guest & Chief Negotiator" is the official credential for the woman who co-directed an entire wedding while officially just being a guest — and looked exceptional doing all of it.
Mother of the Bride VIP Guest Chief Negotiator – Elegant Funny Wedding Botanical Crest Art Magnet
by Luminari Creations
$4.75
Description: Procrastination Humor Professional Deadline Negotiator Text Typography features a bold typography procrastination quote theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of procrastination mom and procrastination is my super power. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a procrastination quote gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Description: Cool shirt about Closing sales! Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a ; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Online sales - shipping worldwide!
Description: This witty design proudly declares "Expert in Negotiating with Short, Crazy Tyrants," capturing the chaotic humor of parenting small children. Ideal for moms, dads, and caregivers who survive toddler tantrums with sarcasm and a smile. Perfect gift for parents with a sense of humor.
Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate Quote A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate Apparel It cost an arm and a leg.. but I was able to negotiate. Get this hilarious amputee design for someone in your life. If u know someone whose an amputee and has a sense of humor this design is perfect. It Costs An Arm And A Leg... But I Was Able To Negotiate design makes a great design for friends and family.
