Its The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown Magnets

The Great Pumpkin awakens and will devour us all.

Tonight the Great Pumpkin will rise out of the pumpkin patch. He flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.

There are 3 things that I have learned to never discuss with people.

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. For a moment he regards his pets, feeling both lust and pity for those who trespass. But that mercy is fleeting. All will be devoured. All will die. The great age of darkness will have no end.

There are 3 things I have learned to never discuss with people.

I Believe in the Great Pumpkin

It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown

Poor Charlie Brown. Everyone else is getting candy. But not him...

A quick design.

I'd make a joke like "Yeah, no shit, cause he didn't show up to the voting booth either," but...ya know. Whether or not this door hanger made the difference in that election, it definitely made it's way into the Halloween Shindig Vault. So you too can own this strange piece of Presidential ephemera, now available on like mugs ans t-shirts and shit.