Literalism Magnets

Description: The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.

Description: A shaggy donkey surfs a curling wave beneath the cheeky biblical reference, turning literal interpretation into irreverent surf humor. Made for fans of Bible jokes, religious satire, and playful theology.