Literalism Mugs

Description: The Bible is very clear… until you read it. This design leans into one of Scripture’s most aggressively awkward verses with a calm donkey, an overwhelming wave, and a reference most pastors hope you never Google. No verse quoted. No explanation offered. Context is between you and Ezekiel. Perfect for lovers of religious satire, ex-evangelicals, theology nerds, and anyone who enjoys watching certainty collapse under its own footnotes.

Description: The ultimate "obvious" joke for fans of dry humor and anti-jokes. This minimalist text design is a conversation starter for people who love being hilariously literal.