Mythos Magnets

Get down with the Heavy-C! Straight Outta Dunwich

represent the agency

Show your devotion to the Great Old One.

A logo for the NMA&MA College in the podcast Ain't Slayed Nobody with Cowboy Cthulhu

An elegant design representing non-Euclidian terror of Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth, the distinguished Great OId Ones and Outer Gods from HP Lovecraft's weird fiction and mythos.

Mr.Shoggoth had been working on the Antarctic sea floor for Stygian chiliads and needed a rest! Imagine his surprise when coming up to the City for a break to find nothing but giant albino penguins! Where had everyone gone!? Poor Mr. Shoggoth! A Cosmic Horror Reader story about dealing with anxiety and insecure attachment.

Design featuring a monster in Japanese style, resembling Cthulhu.

Cthulhu rising from the abyss

Great Old One sumi-e

Ancient Deity

Temple of The Old Ones

Cakery of Cthulhu is open for business. Get a Strudel over Innsmouth, take a bite of an Arkham Apple Pie, or try the mystery of the Yum-Sothoth. Wash it down with some Ichor or some Miskatonic Milk

He's thirsty!

The first seed of the story's first chapter The Horror in Clay came from one of Lovecraft's own dreams he had in 1919,[3] which he described briefly in two different letters sent to his friend Rheinhart Kleiner on May 21 and December 14, 1920. In the dream, Lovecraft is visiting an antiquity museum in Providence, attempting to convince the aged curator there to buy an odd bas-relief Lovecraft himself had sculpted. The curator initially scoffs at him for trying to sell something recently made to a museum of antique objects. Lovecraft then remembers himself answering the curator:

Good vibes only

A delightfully maddening ooze from the far north, now available for you to own!

Shub-Niggurath Little Ms Shub-Niggurath had so many spawn that she was called, "The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young". Finding self care time as a mom isn't easy, even if you're a Great Old One! Sometimes we not only need to let our community support us, sometimes we need to bend mortals to our implacable cosmic will forged in the heart of dying stars, as we learn in this tale of whimsy and wisdom.

You better watch out...you better watch out...you better watch out...

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Y'all of Cthulhu Old West cowboy Cthulhu design from the Ain't Slayed Nobody podcast

The Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast carefully calibrates its merchandise to the specific content of our show. Or sometimes we just blatantly pander to your interests, as in the case of this robed rabbit Cthulhu cultist.

- magic photo collage with angels and nature

Wear King in Yellow creator Robert W. Chambers' sole known art work to the after party of a certain mind-melting play, courtesy of Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff.

Vintage Japanese Cthulhu monster. 1930's inspired maybe ? Wanda ya think ?

Everyone's new favorite cat! Straight from his grim adventures with his creepy cultist owner, Mr. Salt. Get it while it lasts!

If you like tentacles, and you like cats, and we think we know you pretty well and can say that you do, the latest design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff is a cat with tentacles.

Our M&M style logo with black font and blue dragon

Nuclear Chaos

The Elder Sign - Lovecraft 30 Coins Arcane Sigil Necronomicon

Funny and cute version of the most famous, or infamous maybe, Grevil god. The Great Old One , the Great Cthulhu himself.

Something Cthulhian

"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice." - Clark Ashton Smith, "The Seven Geases"

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"Some of the Whateleys and Bishops still send their eldest sons to Harvard and Miskatonic, though those sons seldom return to the mouldering gambrel roofs under which they and their ancestors were born." - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Dunwich Horror"