Neurotic Magnets

Funny statement from a nervous person that he is not neurotic, when clearly he is.

Funny statement from a nervous person that he is not neurotic, when clearly he is.

Support the pod! Buy our stickers and secretly put them all over the ugly lamp your hubby loves and blaming it on your kid! Buy a mug -- you never use your China anyways! Buy a coffee cup -- I KNOW it's not coffee in there anyways! Buy a tote! It's large enough to hide a dead body...just kidding. It probably isn't.

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design. There's nothing wrong with being a little neurotic.

Official merch for the unofficial Neurotic Tornado org!

Sometimes, wine helps...

Seriously. Is it just me? I don't think you're neurotic. But I am. And maybe people will let you know if you're worrying too much if you wear this incredible advertisement for neurosis.

The Neurotic Alien

Neurotic Chic Apparel Embrace Alvy and Annie's Charm with Exclusive Tees

Enjoy a vintage throwback style tee while proclaiming your love for all things caffeine!

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design. She is a French speaking pup for sure.

One of those melodramatic fools...

Severe anxiety? Nerve damage? Raising the dead for fun? if you checked all those boxes this is the shirt for you

I'm fine - freaked out, insecure, neurotic and emotional

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design.

Witty art for the chronic overthinker. Embrace your inner ponderer!

Sorry, We Can't All Be Neurotypical design

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

Woody Allen, line art

Presenting the ultimate neurotic debate starter: the timeless inner struggle between social harmony and unapologetic individuality. Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your existential crisis on your chest?

Ironic Quote - "I´m F.I.N.E. , Fucked up, Insane, Neurotic, Emotional"

It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable comedy show! Whether you're overthinking your weekend plans or worrying about the smallest details, this shirt has got you covered - quite literally. You've already planned, stressed, and laughed about it all in advance, so wear it out!

Introducing the ultimate shirt for line-connoisseurs and neurotics alike. Let the world know that you're not ignoring the person behind you; you're just living in the future. When you're ahead of the curve, you can afford to be fashionably funny!

Don’t be like Doomscrolling Cat.

Don’t be like Doomscrolling Cat.

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

Inside and outside of the mind. Collage style artwork.

Image from the Neurotic Stix Pro mobile app

Image from the Neurotic Stix Pro mobile app

Frank's passion was not without its perils. His psychiatrist urged him to limit his exposure to badly kerned type—a known trigger for his generalized anxiety disorder.

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Do you have more issues than a magazine?

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College crest for Neurotic State with a cute bear