Neurotic Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Perfect for the worried overachiever or for anyone fueled by their neuroses: "Powered By Neurosis" in white retro-deco-style typography.

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Funny statement from a nervous person that he is not neurotic, when clearly he is.

Funny statement from a nervous person that he is not neurotic, when clearly he is.

I'm glad things like this aren't real. I'd get tired of crapping myself on a daily basis out of constant terror. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Neuroses make us anxious and needlessly miserable, but they're the flip side of some of our best qualities, too. It would be nice to be able to embrace them.

Support the pod! Buy our stickers and secretly put them all over the ugly lamp your hubby loves and blaming it on your kid! Buy a mug -- you never use your China anyways! Buy a coffee cup -- I KNOW it's not coffee in there anyways! Buy a tote! It's large enough to hide a dead body...just kidding. It probably isn't.

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design. There's nothing wrong with being a little neurotic.

Official merch for the unofficial Neurotic Tornado org!

Sometimes, wine helps...

Seriously. Is it just me? I don't think you're neurotic. But I am. And maybe people will let you know if you're worrying too much if you wear this incredible advertisement for neurosis.

Neurotic Chic Apparel Embrace Alvy and Annie's Charm with Exclusive Tees

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design. She is a French speaking pup for sure.

One of those melodramatic fools...

There are times when your DnD alignment needs to be more obvious.

I'm fine - freaked out, insecure, neurotic and emotional

Celebrate your love of poodles with this groovy design.

Witty art for the chronic overthinker. Embrace your inner ponderer!

Pain Of Perfectionist. The mind of a perfectionist, Is always in pain!

Sorry, We Can't All Be Neurotypical design

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)