Sarcastic Sarcasm Clever Simple Magnets

A bright blue design including the word 'OK' in bold white text.

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HE WHO LAUGHS LAST IS A BIT OF A SLOW THINKER

Becoming useless so that it is not used by others is not a constructive approach to life. Instead, focus on developing skills and talents that benefit you and others around you. Learn how to find your purpose and contribute to the world in a meaningful way.

Life is good, you should really get one.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Life is good, you should really get one.

Wicked Wit of the West

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It's all a lie.

This design features a humorous saying in a bold font, adding a touch of sarcasm to your wardrobe. Keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum with this witty statement piece.

Simple white letters on black background: "Hab' kein Bock." German for "I don't want to". Whatever it is - I don't want to. And I don't have to. Was immer es auch is - das will ich nicht. Und das brauch ich nicht.

Simple white letters on black background: "I don't care." Want fries with that? What's in Area 51? How much chocolate is too much? Does pineapple belong on pizza? I don't care. I can't even.

Simple white letters on black background: "apostrophe maven". Do apostrophes used incorrectly make you twitch? Maybe this design is for you, you glorious nerd.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Simple white letters on black background: "I need to see a man about a dog." Yeah, it's a British euphemism, but maybe you just like dogs. No one needs to know which one it is.

Simple white letters on black background: "I was promised taco trucks. On every corner." Was there ever any 'threat' that backfired more than this one? Tacos? YES PLEASE. The answer to 'tacos' is ALWAYS YES.

Fueled By Energy Drinks

Simple white letters on black background: "permanently overwhelmed". And face it, who isn't? The pandemic was just the icing on a sh***y cake of climate change, rising fascism, and all the rest of it. Keep going.

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I'm so smart it hurts.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nope." Because sometimes, no matter what the question is, the answer is NO.

Simple white letters on black background: "Not a team player." Teams are overrated, and team-building activities are purgatory. Introverts and the generally anti social unite.

Simple white letters on black background: "Very busy & immensely important." Things to do, people to see, tacos to eat, couches to lie on. I might even do some doomscrolling later on.

Simple white letters on black background: I know words. I have the best words. When The Former Guy (y'know, 45, that one) claimed this there was no adequate response. Except to put it on a t-shirt, of course.

Simple white letters on black background: "404: Gender not found." For gender-fluid and gender-queer theydies and gentlethems everywhere. Be your glorious self.

White letters on black: "Luddite". Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

"Luddite" in black Gothic letters, similar to antique blackletter font styles, to really look the part. If you'd prefer a steam engine and a pedal-powered phone, this is for you. Also available in white.

Show off your sharp wit with this snarky tee. For those who have a knack for humorous comebacks and aren't afraid to display their clever confidence.

Simple white letters on black background: "recluse". Some of us were practicing our social distancing way before the pandemic came along, and some of us don't want to give up all our alone time. Sounds good to me.

Silence gold, duct tape silver.

Simple white letters on black background: "Aight". I'm agreeing with everything you say. Or about to head out. Maybe both.

Simple white letters on black background: "geriatric millennial". Look, don't bristle at it; embrace it. There's nothing wrong with growing old and with all the damage those boomers are doing, you might be the last generation that gets to.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.