Sarcastic Sarcasm Clever Simple Tapestries

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

Simple white letters on black background: "Make it make sense." Because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

Simple white letters on black background: "Same panic different disco." Move house - welcome a new year - start a new job - it might seem good at first, but you've always brought yourself along. Same panic, different disco.

Good Moms Say Bad Words

Simple white letters on black background: "If only closed minds came with closed mouths." Life is for the learning and if you can't manage that, at least manage to keep quiet.

Simple white letters on black background: "How about no." Because you may as well get ahead of the question, amirite? The answer's more likely to be "no" than anything else so manage expectations up front.

Simple white letters on black background: "Sorry, sunshine, wrong place." Don't go all anti-science around Winston Peters (or anyone else smart). Sorry, sunshine, wrong place.

This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Simple white letters on black background: "You can think about some shush." So cheeky. You can think about some shush. ZIP IT.

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

Is stupidity your hobby funny insult sarcasm

Simple white letters on black background: "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". When you're effortlessly cool and maybe just a bit deadpan and snarky about edgelords.

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

Life's too short for chit chat. Let's keep it movin'!

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no desire to fit in." There are team players, and then there's you. You do what you want. And as long as that doesn't hurt anyone else, that's a good thing.

Simple white letters on black background: "I regret nothing." Not even that bad tattoo, that says "no regerts". Or "I refuse to sink" with an anchor. Yeah, it's bad. Still, keep moving forward.

Simple white letters on black background: "S-M-R-T." I am so smart, S-M-R-T. Maybe you're smrt too. Prove it with this design.

Inspired in medieval paintings. Hope you like it!

Simple white letters on black background: "Making it up as I go." I hope you didn't think I know what I'm doing. There's a lot of winging it over here.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "NO BUT U." It's the ultimate response and there's no comeback to it. Childish, sure, but who cares about THAT?!

Simple white letters on black background: "I would have replied but I didn't want to." Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta leave people on read. Because replying is just too much effort.

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through a stage." No one has to know how long this particular stage is. A whole lifetime can be a stage, right?! You do you. Introvert, extrovert, ambivert, or just "Ehhh, people."

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through a stage." No one has to know how long this particular stage is. A whole lifetime can be a stage, right?! You do you. Introvert, extrovert, ambivert, or just "Ehhh, people."

Simple white letters on black background: Maybe swearing will help. Some days there's just not a lot you can do. [expletive deleted]

Simple white letters on black background: "Well, at least you're not Matt Gaetz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But it could be a lot worse. And that was true even before he was being investigated by the FBI. Ugh.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

Simple white letters on black background: "Why yes, thank you, I AM fun at parties." Well, and why wouldn't you be?! You have that ukulele and you do a mean Conan O'Brien impression; what's not to like?!

Simple white letters on black background: "At least you're not Matt Gaetz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But it could be a lot worse. And that was true even before he was being investigated by the FBI. Ugh.

Simple white letters on black background: "Why go big when you can go home?" There's really nothing more to add to this (unless you can answer the question, in which case get in touch). Home rules.

Simple white letters on black background: "If being gay was a choice, I'd choose to be gayer." Get along with you, Karen, and take your shrill nonsensical judgment with you.

A cheeky comment aimed at the not so bright ones.