Self Sabotage Magnets
Description: Success was right there. The plan was solid. The motivation was present. The only problem was the tiny internal sloth in a hoodie actively yanking everything backwards. A perfect design for anyone whose biggest obstacle is not the economy, not society, not the algorithm, but the suspicious little gremlin version of themselves. Cool fact: The word “sabotage” comes from the French “saboter,” meaning to botch or clatter with wooden shoes, and Merriam-Webster lists its first known English use as 1906.
Description: Sabotage, Saboteur. Sabotage meaning a deliberate action aimed at weakening a competitor, effort, or organisation through subversion, obstruction, disruption, or destruction. One who engages in sabotage is a saboteur. A saboteur is a person who deliberately damages or destroys things, ie out of protest. Typography handwritten by my own human hand. x badldrawnbabe
whoever is in charge of making sure i don't do stupid shxt is fired Magnet
by Creative mariteas Quote
$4.75
Description: Own your beautiful imperfections with this radioactive botanical illustration blending absolute danger with undeniable elegance. Whether hitting a late-night pub hangout or attending an alternative gothic meetup, this dangerously elegant aesthetic fully admits your problematic tendencies. Secure this brutally self-aware astrology apparel today and beautifully warn everyone in advance.
Toxic But Pretty Libra Radioactive Rose Illustration Magnet
by Cool.Kat
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Acknowledge your favorite toxic trait with this vintage potion illustration highlighting the absolute duality of your zodiac sign. Perfect for a casual weekend gossip session or browsing an esoteric shop, this brutally self-aware aesthetic admits exactly where the chaos originates. Add this cheerfully messy astrology apparel to your cart right now and successfully stir the pot.
Description: Own your absolute worst habit with this dark romance illustration blending undeniable charm with ruthless emotional strategy. Whether navigating a post-breakup phase or attending an alternative goth meetup, this dangerously persuasive aesthetic admits exactly how you operate. Secure this brutally self-aware zodiac apparel today and keep pulling all the right strings.
Libra Puppeteer Dark Romance Heart Manipulation Art Magnet
by Cool.Kat
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Embrace your beautifully contradictory nature with this vintage still life illustration capturing the true essence of your air sign energy. Ideal for a casual tarot reading session or browsing an esoteric shop, this brutally self-aware aesthetic perfectly explains your chaotic boredom. Add this playfully contradictory zodiac apparel to your cart right now and stir up exactly the right amount of trouble.
Description: The toughest opponent you'll ever face stares back at you in the mirror every single morning — and this shirt knows exactly what that's about. "Me Vs. Me" is the most brutally honest, deeply relatable piece of clothing ever made for anyone who has ever been their own biggest obstacle, loudest critic, and most chaotic distraction all at once.
Description: Ever feel like you're your own worst enemy, but in a "laugh through the chaos" kind of way? If sabotaging your plans with procrastination or overthinking feels like a familiar story, then this design is your anthem—wear it proudly because self-awareness is the first step to... well, more interesting problems!
