Self Sabotage Merch
Description: Success was right there. The plan was solid. The motivation was present. The only problem was the tiny internal sloth in a hoodie actively yanking everything backwards. A perfect design for anyone whose biggest obstacle is not the economy, not society, not the algorithm, but the suspicious little gremlin version of themselves. Cool fact: The word “sabotage” comes from the French “saboter,” meaning to botch or clatter with wooden shoes, and Merriam-Webster lists its first known English use as 1906.
Description: Sabotage, Saboteur. Sabotage meaning a deliberate action aimed at weakening a competitor, effort, or organisation through subversion, obstruction, disruption, or destruction. One who engages in sabotage is a saboteur. A saboteur is a person who deliberately damages or destroys things, ie out of protest. Typography handwritten by my own human hand. x badldrawnbabe
whoever is in charge of making sure i don't do stupid shxt is fired Hoodie
by Creative mariteas Quote
$32 $42
Description: list was written, checkboxes ready, full intentions were real this morning. then this guinea pig looked at the leaf instead and the whole plan quietly dissolved. the to-do list isn't wrong, it's just not happening today. Because someone had to say it.
I Was Going To Be Productive Today — Guinea Pig To-Do List Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Cutetopia Archive
$28 $35
Description: The toughest opponent you'll ever face stares back at you in the mirror every single morning — and this shirt knows exactly what that's about. "Me Vs. Me" is the most brutally honest, deeply relatable piece of clothing ever made for anyone who has ever been their own biggest obstacle, loudest critic, and most chaotic distraction all at once.
FIGHTING THE DEMONS I SUMMONED MYSELF Tapestry
by Feline Artistry
$23 $30
Description: Ever feel like you're your own worst enemy, but in a "laugh through the chaos" kind of way? If sabotaging your plans with procrastination or overthinking feels like a familiar story, then this design is your anthem—wear it proudly because self-awareness is the first step to... well, more interesting problems!
I am the architect of my own destruction T-Shirt
by weirdly weird
$16 $24
