Shakespearean Insult Magnets

“Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

LAZY J does not condone violence but (on occasion) is not against it either! :)

Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou beslubbering bat-fowling bum-bailey" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

This portrait of Shakespeare features an insult from Troilus and Cressida, Act II, scene i.

When you need the perfect put-down for any situation, turn to the Bard himself.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

When you need the perfect put-down for any situation, turn to the Bard himself.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

William Shakespeare is famed for comedies, tragedies, and every shade of play in between. But relatively few Shakespearean plays have happy endings for their characters. The perfect history meme shirt for history lovers!

When you need the perfect insult, turn to the bard himself

Lit Shakespeare

When you need the perfect insult, turn to the bard himself.

When you need the perfect insult, turn to the bard himself

When you need the perfect put-down for any situation, turn to the Bard himself.

Show your love of Shakespeare's inappropriate puns! This is an item from our literary collection which pays homage to the literary giants who have shaped the way we see the world. From Langston Hughes’ inspiring verses to Jane Austen's witticisms, our designs transport you to worlds of imagination and enlightenment. Wear the words that resonate with your soul, and celebrate the authors who have left an indelible mark on literature. Surround yourself with the power of words and let your favorite authors inspire you every day. Click on the “Literature” album in our storefront to see all our authors and quotes!

The man knew how to write a diss! From the SMASH comedy "As You Like It", William Shakespeare delivers a BLOW to his character's ego in with these words!

When you need the perfect put-down for any situation, turn to the Bard himself.

The man knew how to write a diss! From the SMASH comedy "As You Like It", William Shakespeare delivers a BLOW to his character's ego in with these words!

quote by William Shakespeare, Hamlet IV.ii.14

Who doesn’t love a good Shakespearean Insult. Part of a new collection I’ll be working on, all backed by my photo-montage bouquets.

Design for shakespeare fans with an original quote of his!