Suspended Animation Magnets
Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!
Description: In the 1980's, Paper Tiger's famous crooner father, Vick Torola, created a hit song based on his struggle with crack addiction! The song became so popular that Hindindoo made the song into a video game. The game became Hindindoo Games' first big hit. Vick went on to do different versions with other bands as well!
Description: It seems these days that people are affirming their confidence through self-help means. Mostly, people are being told not to take "no" for an answer if they want to be "successful". This - at times- can be annoying. People need to accept "no' as a final answer and learn that they are not entitled to everything they desire. Here are a few products to help educate the masses!
Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
Description: The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!
