Suspended Animation T-Shirts
Description: When you think of Port Sanford, you think of New Dixie. When you think of New Dixie, you think about a long ride, on the dustry trail, from Westwright Ranch to the Ame Desert. Well, we here at New Dixie have captured the essence of the rugged Sakura Mountains and recycled it into a flavor fit for a true Slinger! Light up a Second Hand and not only help yourself, but help the environment as well!
Description: Welcome to Wannabee's - the only place you'll find Euroasiameximerican Cuisine! Despite what the liberal media says, we welcome ALL walks of life to each of our locations. As long as you act and dress accordingly, you'll be treated fairly.
Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.
Description: Kimberton Sqaure - the Projects of Port Sanford! The forgotten part of Paradise. One man rises above the neglect to make a difference. His name is Cap'n Midnite. With the ability to manipulate dark matter, he fights to keep his city safe from the crooks, politicians, and super villains; like the White Devil! Now YOU can represent the tropical island 'Ghettoway' with these fine products!
Description: In the 1980's, Paper Tiger's famous crooner father, Vick Torola, created a hit song based on his struggle with crack addiction! The song became so popular that Hindindoo made the song into a video game. The game became Hindindoo Games' first big hit. Vick went on to do different versions with other bands as well!
Description: “The true meaning of the samurai is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.” — Morihei Ueshiba... Suspended Animation presents this Nate Lewars original design. Here Fuwa Fuwa shows his support for racial equality in his fight against systematic repression.
Description: It seems these days that people are affirming their confidence through self-help means. Mostly, people are being told not to take "no" for an answer if they want to be "successful". This - at times- can be annoying. People need to accept "no' as a final answer and learn that they are not entitled to everything they desire. Here are a few products to help educate the masses!
Description: Ever find yourself looking for a perfect gift for the person who gives everything and expects nothing in return? The Foundation for a Better Port Sanford has the solution for your dilemma: The all new ‘Preciate You’ shirt! Drawn in an exploited child-like fashion by grown adults, the ‘Preciate You’ shirt will tug at the heartstrings of anyone who dares to care in today’s society. Choose a Perfect Patriotic or Ravishing Rainbow design! Show the littlest effort with the least amount of energy to reciprocate the sacrifice that was made to help you in your time of need!
Description: Want everyone to know you've been Port Sanford so they can ask you EVERYTHING about your trip? Let someone know that you've been somewhere cool. Somewhere nice. Let them know that you're a somebody that's been somewhere - like Port Sanford, Sandonesia.
Description: Snake Awl is the energy drink for those who really need that "get up and go" without feeling "plumb tuckered" a few hours later. Snake Awl is made of all natural ingredients so you don't leave chem trails behind! Remember: You ain't sayin' nuthin slick... to a can of Awl!
Description: The long lost "First place winner" of Shirley's World Karaoke Competition in Port Sanford. He actually came in second, but due to the disappearance and disqualification of the first place winner, he was granted the $10,000 prize money and a recording contract. He is now known to most as rapper, Reesy Peesy!
