Vampires Suck Magnets

Add some more fun to your wardrobe with this funny design or surprise someone with an amazing gift!

Mornings suck (even for vampires) - Astarion definitely disapproves.

Hope you like it.

Mornings suck design. A vampire with a blood cup.

Vampires Halloween

Vampires suck blood for Vitamin D, because they can't go out in the sun.

Suck My Blood

Vampires Suck Your Blood For Vitamin D

Some have said they're the suckiest sucks that ever sucked.

Vampires suck, of course, they do! It's probably in their job description. Do you love vampires or think they just, suck.

Gonna suck you dry a statement or an invitation, great all year around.

Even Dracula has urges.

You love Vampires? You are a proud Halloween lover? Then get this cool I Suck At Life - Funny Vampire Pun Dracula Design now or use it as a Birthday gift for someone who loves Vampires.You like to wear scary costumes? and always want to show everyone your love for the spooky Vampire? Don't think any longer and grab this Vampire - I Suck At Life - Funny Vampire Pun Dracula design now!

Edvard Munch is a famous painter whose most famous painting is The Scream. This painting by Edvard Munch is entitled Vampire and was painted in 1885. It seems the red headed vampire was too much to resist for her poor victim.