Markky Karloff Merch

Description: For all of the zero die-hard fans who have recently found themselves asking, "when is Markky Karloff going to release ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶p̶u̶n̶k̶ ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ a shirt of the More Machine Than Duder cover art?" Your time has FINALLY come!

Description: The quintessential brick wall band photo will never die.

Description: Most drive-thru restaurants throw out minutes-old food in their back dumpsters less than 15 minutes after closing time. Full meals and then some.

Description: An ostentatious relic from a bygone era -- 2025 B.C.* *before clowns