Measurements Merch
Description: A dark backdrop with bold, blue, three-dimensional text reading "SALTED BUTTER" stacked vertically, followed by "SWEET CREAM" in bright blue. Below, white text states "NET WT. 4 OZ. (113g)" and "GRADE AA". A measuring strip with "TABLSSPOON" and "CUP" labels and measurement markings is visible at the bottom.
Description: You start like a diligent student, measuring flour, leveling spoons, setting timers with precision, then halfway through you decide rules are suggestions and your mind knows better than any cookbook. A pinch becomes a handful, a teaspoon becomes a splash, and you are seasoning by instinct and dramatic flair worthy of television. The humor is in the phrase "trust me", turning baking into a mood-based art project where numbers are optional and confidence is the ingredient. It captures the rebellion where you follow instructions until confidence kicks in, then you freelance wildly and hope the oven forgives your creative math and still produces something edible enough to photograph and serve without apology to guests who are already hungry.
I follow recipes very carefully right up until I completely ignore the measurements and trust myself Pin
by englishlearning
$2.75 $3.25
I'm 6 Feet 4 Inches Those Are 2 Separate Measurements Funny Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Brooklin
$28 $35
I'm 6 Feet 4 Inches Those Are 2 Separate Measurements Funny Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Brooklin
$28 $35
Description: Celebrate American freedom and independence with this funny design. Perfect for patriots who appreciate liberty and humor about measurements. Show your national pride with The Metric System Can't Measure Freedom.
The Metric System Can't Measure Freedom American Patriotism Humor Kids Hoodie
by StickChicc
$28 $36
Description: Cartographer's Compass combines the visual language of drafting tools, world mapping and astronomy in one detailed monochrome design. A precision compass spans a globe while planetary orbits and moon phases surround it, representing measurement, discovery and exploration. Perfect for map lovers, engineers, travelers, astronomers and geometry
Description: A technical blueprint diagram of a coffee maker. The main body of the coffee maker is shown with various labels and measurements including '2900', '2600', '36"', '336°', '2400', and '2000'. Text annotations like 'Prelonue Bpage', 'Pepletie', 'Padce Brice', 'Parwen', and 'Tamidt' are visible. The top reads 'BIALETTI MOKA Luigi de Ponti, Patented Sept. 27, 1933'. Additional views of the base and a cross-section are included.
Description: A schematic rendering of a bicycle with detailed technical callouts and measurements, presented in a blueprint style. The text "TRUST ME, I AM AN ENGINEER" is prominently displayed at the top. Key components like "Tri-Spoke Configuration", "Custom Frame Geometry", and "Square Drive Adaptor" are labeled.
Description: A blueprint-style diagram showing the construction steps and detailed measurements of a paper plane. It features four folding steps labeled A, B, C, and D, along with a 3D perspective view of the completed plane and callouts for 'FUSELAGE', 'NOSE REINFORCEMENT', and 'WING FOLD'. Dimensions like '120°', '5.6"', '72"', '2.6', '2.4', and '1.5"' are also present. The bottom reads 'PAPER PLANE', 'SCALE: 1:1', and 'DATE: 12 OCT 2023' with 'INTERNAL DISTRIBUTION ONLY' and '"AA PAPER"' at the bottom left.
Description: A blueprint-style schematic showcasing various views and detailed measurements of large scissors. The style is monochrome, resembling technical drawings with text labels in a clean, sans-serif font. It features multiple perspectives of the tool, highlighting its components and dimensions.
Description: A black background features white text at the top reading "TRUST ME I AM AN ENGINEER". Below the text is a white line drawing resembling a technical blueprint of a bicycle. Various mechanical components and measurements are depicted around the bicycle.
Trust Me I Am An Engineer Bicycle Blueprint Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by DORI STORE
$17 $24
Description: A black background with white line art depicting a schematic of a three-wheeled vehicle, resembling a tricycle or a specific type of motorcycle. Text above the schematic reads "TRUST ME I AM AN ENGINEER". Numerous labels and measurement lines are present on the vehicle's components, suggesting a technical blueprint style.
Description: A holiday-themed composition with a pixelated style. The title "TWELVE DAYS OF CHEMISTRY AVOGADRO GAVE TO ME" is prominently displayed. Below, a list enumerates chemistry-related items, starting with "TWELVE BALANCED EQUATIONS" down to "AND AN EQUAL NUMBER OF MOLES". Decorative elements like bells, holly, beakers, and burners are included. The bottom features "HO! HO! HO!".
Twelve Days of Chemistry Avogadro Gave to Me Ho Ho Ho Mug
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$13 $18
