Meat Clown Merch

Description: A cute meat clown design!

Description: Eating fast food will kill you sooner or later. This little guy wants to make sure it's sooner! Wear this through the drive-thru and see if they get your order right.

Description: A close-up of a clown's face with bright red hair, white face paint, red lips, and a red bow. A red banner across the eyes reads "MEAT IS MURDER" in yellow text. The clown wears yellow gloves and a yellow coat with a red collar and bow.

Description: It tastes funny.

Description: Would you like a side of nightmares with that? This dark humor design features a creepy, glowing-eyed version of a famous burger clown mascot. A clever play on words, the "Meat Order" sign partially hides a more sinister message, blending horror aesthetic with corporate satire. Perfect for fans of dark comedy, slasher movies, and anyone who loves a rebellious twist on pop culture icons.

Description: Get ready to embrace the madness with this retro-inspired horror design featuring everyone's favorite silent killer, Art the Clown! Styled with a vintage pop-art vibe, this design showcases Art holding his iconic meat cleaver alongside the bold text "Slasher - Born to bring chaos." Perfect for die-hard slasher fans, indie horror movie lovers, and anyone who appreciates a creepy clown. Wear this unique mashup graphic to your next horror convention, movie marathon, or as the ultimate Halloween streetwear!

Description: ...but I do have weakness for Happy Meal toys.