Mediocre Average Merch
Description: Thumb your nose at the power of knowledge with this "Meh, good enough, -Mediocrates" sarcasm meme. This versatile design is perfect for him, her, coworkers, cousins, and occasions like Monday, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day. Not to mention 4th of July, Labor Day and Groundhog Day. Bosses Day, Trenchmouth Day and Bunyan Day!
Description: Show off your perfectly average status with this humorous 3-star rating design. Featuring three distressed gold stars and two outlines, it's the ultimate minimalist sarcasm for those who are just 'okay'. A great conversation starter for people who love ironic and self-deprecating humor.
Description: Embrace the beauty of mediocrity with this hilariously honest 'Stay Average It's Safer Here' design! Perfect for anyone who prefers their comfort zone over the chaos of ambition, or simply enjoys a dose of anti-inspirational humor. Featuring dazzling glitter-effect lettering in silver, vibrant pink wings, and cool blue accents, this design makes a bold, sassy statement. It's ideal for those who are tired of the constant pressure to 'hustle' and unapologetically choose peace and stability. A fantastic gift for introverts, realists, or anyone with a dry wit and a love for ironic self-expression.
Have Yourself An Average Christmas - Express your superior averageness Tank Top
by Ugly Christmas Sweater Gift
$21
Description: He was the most average philosopher in Greece. He didn’t really advance the philosophy of the Greeks much during his time, saying that they had things figured out good enough. Along with Plato and Xenophon, Mediocretes was a student of Socrates. History says he was an average student, getting mostly Cs which he considered, again, good enough.
Description: He was the most average philosopher in Greece. He didn’t really advance the philosophy of the Greeks much during his time, saying that they had things figured out good enough. Along with Plato and Xenophon, Mediocretes was a student of Socrates. History says he was an average student, getting mostly Cs which he considered, again, good enough.
