Meter Level Merch
Description: A retro pixel‑art caffeine meter for anyone running on fumes. Three turquoise mugs—100%, 60%, 30%—drop in power like a video‑game stamina bar, each marked with a purple lightning bolt. “Caffeine Cooldown” crowns the design, while “Player Running on Fumes” seals the mood. Perfect for gamers, coders, night‑shift warriors, and anyone whose life runs on coffee and chaos.
Description: System audio, pants output. This level meter climbs from whisper to talk to shout to scream and hits clipping, because sometimes it really is a scream. Small print: I don't fart, I just whisper in my pants. A funny fart gift for musicians, gamers, sound engineers, and anyone whose volume knob is stuck. Distressed white and FartMerch green on dark.
Sometimes It's a Scream - Audio Level Fart Joke Gift Posters and Art
by FartMerch.com
$10 $14
Description: A vintage-style analog VU meter with a bright yellow gauge face displaying decibel levels from -20 to +3. It features markings for -20, -10, -7, -5, -2, 0, +1, +2, and +3. The text 'VU' is prominent on the gauge, with 'DB' above it. The words 'PEAK' and 'LEVEL' are also present. A red light indicates 'PEAK'. The meter is housed in a black casing with visible screws and the text 'UVU' above it.
Description: A dark gray, rectangular gauge with rounded corners displays a VU meter. The meter features a semicircular scale with markings from 0% to 100%, and decibel readings from -20 to +3. The needle points towards the 'PEAK' indicator, which is labeled in red. The text 'VU' is displayed at the top.
Description: A vintage-style VU meter with a needle pointing towards 10. The meter displays the text 'VU' prominently. Below the meter, the song title 'Stephanie Says' and the artist 'The Velvet Underground' are displayed, reminiscent of a music playback interface. The overall aesthetic is retro.
Description: Rate your pain with a spooky twist! This funny pain scale design features a row of expressive skeletons illustrating different pain levels, from no pain to the worst pain imaginable. Complete with dripping neon green lettering, creepy cartoon details, and a vintage-style pain meter, this artwork combines dark humor with skeleton comedy. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, funny skeleton illustrations, medical-themed jokes, and quirky dark art. A great design for anyone who appreciates exaggerated pain scale memes and spooky cartoon humor.
Description: Celebrate the famously lazy nature of ragdoll felines with a speedometer that reads zero activity, featuring a sleeping kitty silhouette and a paw print at the dials center. This lighthearted nod to the plush mode personality is perfect for ragdoll owners and anyone who cherishes a cozy, low-energy companion. A great conversation piece for adoption events, lazy weekends, or simply showing off your love for the ultimate couch-loving breed.