Mind In The Gutter Merch
Description: Strike up some laughter on the lanes with our humorous bowling design that reads "My Mind Is Always In The Gutter." This playful saying adds a witty twist to the bowling alley, perfect for bowlers and league teams who embrace a bit of humor along with their strikes and spares!
Description: “How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd?” -Alexander Pope This t-shirt design features mirror image Clementines in her iconic orange hoodie forming a heart shape. The message reads “Meet Me in Mauntauk” because true love can never be forgotten, memories cannot be erased.
Description: Clarice Lispector quote: I do not know much. But there are certain advantages in not knowing. Like virgin territory, the mind is free of preconceptions. Everything I do not know forms the greater part of me: This is my largesse. And with this I understand everything. The things I do not know constitute my truth.
Description: "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-Shirt – For the Absent-Minded and Easily Distracted Ever wonder where all those forgotten thoughts, tasks, and ideas go? It’s simple—they’ve entered your personal Bermuda Triangle. This "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose brain feels like a black hole of lost memories and forgotten to-do lists. Perfect For Anyone who’s ever completely forgotten what they were talking about mid-sentence. People with a knack for losing things… especially their thoughts. A funny gift for that friend who always says, “Wait, what was I saying?”
Sometimes my mind is like the Bermuda Triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen or heard from again. Hat
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$19
Description: Simone Weil quote: If a captive mind is unaware of being in prison, it is living in error. If it has recognized the fact, even for the tenth of a second, and then quickly forgotten it in order to avoid suffering, it is living in falsehood. Men of the most brilliant intelligence can be born, live and die in error and falsehood. In them, intelligence is neither a good, nor even an asset. The difference between more or less intelligent men is like the difference between criminals condemned to life imprisonment in smaller or larger cells. The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like a condemned man who is proud of his large cell.
Description: "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-Shirt – For the Absent-Minded and Easily Distracted Ever wonder where all those forgotten thoughts, tasks, and ideas go? It’s simple—they’ve entered your personal Bermuda Triangle. This "Sometimes My Mind is Like the Bermuda Triangle, Stuff Goes In and Is Never Seen or Heard From Again." T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose brain feels like a black hole of lost memories and forgotten to-do lists. Perfect For Anyone who’s ever completely forgotten what they were talking about mid-sentence. People with a knack for losing things… especially their thoughts. A funny gift for that friend who always says, “Wait, what was I saying?”
Sometimes my mind is like the Bermuda Triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen or heard from again. Kids T-Shirt
by MAGNOLIA MOON STUDIO™
$19
Description: A circular depiction of a desert landscape with sand dunes in purple and orange hues. A colossal segmented worm-like creature dominates the left side, while a solitary figure stands on a dune to the right, silhouetted against a large setting sun and two smaller celestial bodies. The text "I MUST NOT FEAR FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER" curves around the top.
Giant Worm and Person in Desert Landscape with Text "I MUST NOT FEAR FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER" Bag
by Remisova illustrator
$24
Description: Some people can stay focused on one thing for hours. Others can get distracted by anything—a strange noise, a random sign, or a thought that has nothing to do with what they’re doing. Give that kind of person a fast car, and things could get interesting very quickly. The plan might start with following the track, but one tiny distraction could lead to a completely unexpected detour. Before anyone realizes what happened, the car could be heading toward a neighboring country instead of the finish line. At that point, the race team would have bigger concerns than changing tires. They’d probably be checking maps, calling border control, and wondering how someone managed to turn a professional race into a very curious international road trip.
If I had to compete in a Formula 1 race, chances are—given how easily I get distracted and how often my mind wanders—I’d veer off the track and end up in another country Sticker
by englishlearning
$3.00 $3.50
Description: Rock inspired distressed graphic — a bold retro design fans instantly recognize. Built for true music fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of rock, music, green, shamrock, saint patricks day. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Bold white sans-serif text on a black background. The text is arranged in three lines: "Extraplation cimplete's,", "Imoplaite data, / in the", and "punchline your mind.". The overall presentation is stark and text-focused.
Extraplation cimplete's Imoplaite data, / in the punchline your mind. Bag
by Chacha Story Planets
$24
Description: Rock inspired distressed graphic — a bold retro design fans instantly recognize. Built for true music fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of rock, music, green, shamrock, saint patricks day. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Sometimes you just want to disconnect and silence the phone. Unfortunately, the brain apparently has its own unlimited data plan and refuses to respect the do-not-disturb settings. Old conversations pop up without warning, embarrassing memories send push notifications at 3 a.m., and unfinished tasks keep refreshing like an app that refuses to close. You can turn off the Wi-Fi, hide under a blanket, and throw your phone across the couch, but somehow the mental inbox keeps filling up. There's no unsubscribe button, no clear-all option, and absolutely no customer support. At this point, even a software update would be welcome. The only solution seems to be finding a way to reboot the whole system without accidentally deleting the grocery list!
I put my life on airplane mode, but the notifications just keep coming back in my mind Crewneck Sweatshirt
by englishlearning
$28 $35
Description: This inspiring design features "TRUST IN THE LORD WITH ALL YOUR HEART SOUL MIND -AND- Strength." "LORD" is prominent in a textured orange, with "ALL YOUR" highlighted by dotted lines. "HEART SOUL MIND" is on pink blocks, and "Strength" flows in blue script, emphasizing holistic trust in God.
