Miracle Elixir Merch

Description: A retro-style advertisement for 'Signor Pirelli's Miracle Elixir' featuring a corked glass bottle filled with a dark liquid. Text around the bottle reads 'a miracle rare!', 'soon sprouts curls!', 'marvelous rare!', and 'seem to it!'. Below, it states 'ladies seem to love it!' and 'ONE PENNY Guaranteed!'. The background has a textured, parchment-like appearance with decorative swirls.

Description: A vintage-style advertisement for 'Signor Pirelli's Miracle Elixir'. It features a glass bottle filled with a dark liquid, with text claiming it's 'a miracle marvelous rare! sprouts curls!' and 'soon sport curls! ladies seem to to love it!'. The bottom states 'ONE PENNY Guaranteed!'.

Description: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir design. Sweeney Todd fans will love it.

Description: Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir! Some say it's made from piss and ink but you can be the judge. This print is designed for light colors. Please see our other colors, styles, and options. Wear it or share it!

Description: Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir! Some say it's made from piss and ink but you can be the judge. This print is designed for dark colors. Please see our other colors, styles, and options. Wear it or share it!

Description: Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Sweeney Todd Musical

Description: Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir! Some say it's made from piss and ink but you can be the judge. This print is designed for darker colors. Please see our other colors, styles, and options. Wear it or share it!

Description: ALL PROCEEDS GO TO FEEDING AMERICA! Okay, with that out of the way, I made this to celebrate the utter ridiculousness of pandemic conspiracies. A lot (no way to get all) of them are bundled up in this wonderful label for snake oil.

Description: A sign in the style of old snake oils and miracle cures