Missile Toad Merch

Description: Missile Toad

Description: Once a year, on Christmas, the great and glorious missile toad flies through the air forcing people to kiss

Description: need something the perfect romantic gift for Christmas (or any holiday season?) Your partner is sure to love this super cute design (unless they're a toad)

Description: Have a hoppy holiday with this punny design by Liesl Schindler

Description: If you're looking for a final kiss for the season, why not meet me under the missile toad? Our cute and funny frog pun is the perfect way to say "I love you" or "Merry Christmas!" to that special someone. This isn't just a frog pun. It's a weapon of mass cuteness.

Description: Maybe just don't touch it.

Description: This ugly christmas sweater missile toad design is fun for any Christmas party or holiday gathering. Get it on clothing, stickers or other accessories

Description: Pucker up!

Description: Missile Toad

Description: Perfect for frog lovers, amphibian fans, Christmas humor enthusiasts, pun collectors, holiday parties, meme lovers, and anyone who enjoys silly seasonal jokes.

Description: Kiss me under the Missile-Toad. If you can! Cute Christmas Toad Pun. Cute pun gift for family and friends who greet you with missile-toad.

Description: A misheard mistletoe: MISSILE TOAD

Description: The funny perfect holiday design gift

Description: When you were told to “meet me under the mistletoe,” you got it all wrong and heard Missile Toad. Your missile toad is more than an ornament hung in the home during the Christmas holidays that can get you kissed. Yours is a toad with missiles strapped to his body, ready to kick off the season with a bang.

Description: Fear the Missile Toad (Green)

Description: Fear the Missile Toad (Red)

Description: Fear the Missile Toad and Have a Merry Xmas