Mistranslation Merch

Description: Don't think about it too much.

Description: Funny mistranslation reading “Be sticky about nature. I touched a tiny nature.” A quirky and absurd design for humor fans and translation fail collectors.

Description: Mistranslated sign reading “Please Enjoy Your Delicious Time.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and food pun lovers.

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Description: Translation fail sign reading “You Touch My Fish.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and novelty shirt collectors.

Description: Translation fail design reading “Tiny Grass Is Dreaming.” A whimsical mistranslation perfect for humor fans and surreal humor enthusiasts.

Description: Translation fail design reading “Hot Dog is My Friend” in both English and Japanese. Great for food pun lovers, humor fans, and quirky shirt collectors.

Description: Funny mistranslation sign reading “Slip Carefully.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and novelty collectors.

Description: Funny translation fail sign warning “Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited.” Great for dark humor fans and lovers of absurd mistranslations.

Description: Translation fail design reading “Welcome Turist, We Spik Inglish.” Great for humor fans, parody lovers, and fans of funny mistranslations.

Description: Another entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection, featuring intentionally mistranslated life advice that feels almost meaningful before dissolving into delightful nonsense. Observe the bowl with good eyes.

Description: A proud entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection. Inspired by hilariously mistranslated inspirational quotes, this design rewards anyone who enjoys absurd humor, fake philosophy, and life lessons that somehow end with "TOO MUCH QUICK MAKE LATTE."

Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated proverb offers life advice that's somehow both inspiring and completely impossible to understand. A perfect blend of fake ancient wisdom, awkward translation, and absurd humor for anyone who appreciates beautifully broken English.

Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this fake ancient proverb embraces wonderfully broken grammar, mysterious life advice, and the confidence of a translation that definitely skipped a few steps. Equal parts philosophy and nonsense.

Description: Another entry in the Broken English Wisdom collection. This fake proverb delivers questionable life advice in beautifully broken English, capturing the unmistakable charm of awkward translations that somehow feel both inspiring and completely nonsensical.

Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated inspirational saying starts off sounding meaningful before taking a wonderfully confusing detour. Perfect for fans of fake philosophy, bad translations, and humor that's just profound enough to make you read it twice.

Description: A tribute to one of the most famous mistranslated lines in video game history. This retro sci-fi design features CATS, the villain behind the legendary “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” meme, styled like a dramatic old-school game cutscene. Perfect for gamers who remember early internet humor, pixel-era storytelling, arcade nostalgia, and weirdly unforgettable translated dialogue.

Description: Welcome to Broken English Wisdom, a collection of intentionally mistranslated inspirational sayings that sound profound... until you actually read them. This fake proverb captures the unmistakable charm of bootleg English translations, where every word is technically English but somehow nothing quite adds up.

Description: The moon is watching everypeople. Sleep inside. Mrs Luck. Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally broken proverb is perfect for lovers of surreal humor, strange translations, and jokes that only get funnier the longer you stare at them.

Description: While on a walking holiday of western Oregon, I happened upon the shack of a native. Besieged by the inclement weather, I pounded on their door, seeking shelter. A wizened, though not necessarily wise, old man opened it and hurried me in. Seeing my bedraggled state, he offered me a share of the soup he was warming by a paraffin heater. I readily agreed and upon being served a bowl of the thick red liquid, I hungrily slurped down spoonful after spoonful. It was only as I finished that I noticed the old man hadn't served any for himself and simply watched me with a bemusement usually reserved for children seeing their first tapir at a zoo. My face betrayed my sudden discomfort and with an almost eerie level of calm, he said to me...

Description: Gotta catch the love beat!

Description: Translation fail sign reading “Drowning Is Forbidden.” Perfect for humor fans, sarcastic personalities, and dark comedy collectors.

Description: Cute Geeky Asian Fun Paa ( ᐛ👐)パァ Joking Kaomoji Japanese Emoticons ASCII Text Art Face Mark.