Mistranslation Stickers
Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated proverb offers life advice that's somehow both inspiring and completely impossible to understand. A perfect blend of fake ancient wisdom, awkward translation, and absurd humor for anyone who appreciates beautifully broken English.
Description: Part of the Broken English Wisdom series, this intentionally mistranslated inspirational saying starts off sounding meaningful before taking a wonderfully confusing detour. Perfect for fans of fake philosophy, bad translations, and humor that's just profound enough to make you read it twice.
Description: Welcome to Broken English Wisdom, a collection of intentionally mistranslated inspirational sayings that sound profound... until you actually read them. This fake proverb captures the unmistakable charm of bootleg English translations, where every word is technically English but somehow nothing quite adds up.
Description: A tribute to one of the most famous mistranslated lines in video game history. This retro sci-fi design features CATS, the villain behind the legendary “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” meme, styled like a dramatic old-school game cutscene. Perfect for gamers who remember early internet humor, pixel-era storytelling, arcade nostalgia, and weirdly unforgettable translated dialogue.
Description: Comforting advice… delivered in the least comforting way possible. This vintage green sign mimics an official public notice, complete with clean Chinese typography and a softly aged, institutional look. Beneath it, an awkward English translation transforms what was likely a calm, philosophical message into something strangely ominous—and unintentionally hilarious. “don’t be so careful in time of death” lands somewhere between wisdom and existential threat, making it perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, translation fails, or quietly unsettling designs. It feels important. It feels official. It makes absolutely no sense.
Description: A vintage-style Japanese restaurant sign featuring authentic Japanese text paired with a hilariously awkward English translation: “Delicious is happening here.” Designed with a distressed enamel texture and retro diner aesthetic, this piece captures the charm of real-world translation fails. Perfect for food lovers, travelers, and fans of absurd humor.
Description: A vintage-style industrial warning sign featuring authentic Japanese text meaning “Please pay attention to safety,” paired with the hilariously incorrect English translation: “Mind your life.” Designed with a distressed yellow hazard aesthetic, this piece captures the charm of real-world translation fails. Perfect for fans of ironic humor, safety signage, and bizarre wording that almost makes sense.
Description: A perfectly official warning sign. “Caution Democracy” pairs a familiar safety symbol with a message that feels both serious and completely out of place. The result is a design that looks authentic at first glance, then quickly turns into something absurd, ironic, and open to interpretation. Printed in a distressed industrial style with worn metal texture and bold red lettering, this piece captures the unmistakable look of real-world signage—just with the meaning slightly… off. Ideal for anyone who appreciates dry humor, subtle satire, and designs that make people look twice.
Description: While on a walking holiday of western Oregon, I happened upon the shack of a native. Besieged by the inclement weather, I pounded on their door, seeking shelter. A wizened, though not necessarily wise, old man opened it and hurried me in. Seeing my bedraggled state, he offered me a share of the soup he was warming by a paraffin heater. I readily agreed and upon being served a bowl of the thick red liquid, I hungrily slurped down spoonful after spoonful. It was only as I finished that I noticed the old man hadn't served any for himself and simply watched me with a bemusement usually reserved for children seeing their first tapir at a zoo. My face betrayed my sudden discomfort and with an almost eerie level of calm, he said to me...
Description: A vintage Chinese-style sign featuring clean, authentic Chinese text for “Luxury restroom provides a comfortable experience,” paired with the absurd mistranslation: “Toilet happiness room.” This design plays on real-world translation mishaps with a clean retro look and subtle distressing. Perfect for fans of ironic humor, travel culture, and bizarre signage.
