Mixed Metaphor Merch

Description: People make funny faces when reading mixed metaphors. Enjoy the laughs.

Description: Mixed metaphors are the best! Wear with confidence and enjoy the confused looks from others.

Description: A layered mixed-media collage combining blue rhino prints, chocolate wrappers, cut-out words and hand-written typography. Exploring love, friendship, equality and the metaphorical sweetness of human connection.

Description: Malaphors are fantastic! Enjoy the strange looks you'll get.

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