Monster Mansion Merch

Description: Billy Bob Fritter

Description: A cereal monster will follow you home!

Description: One of the Haunted Mansion's more infamous 999

Description: Visiting hours begin Saturday afternoon at Monster Mansion. This distressed vintage horror design celebrates the wonderfully strange world of Monster Movie Matinee, featuring the mansion, moonlit grounds, wrought-iron gates, and an invitation you might reconsider accepting. Dr. E. Nick Witty, Proprietor, and Epal, Caretaker, are ready to welcome another unsuspecting guest to the mansion. Inspired by classic local television horror hosts, creature features, spooky Saturday afternoons, and the golden age of monster movies, this retro screen-print design is made for longtime Syracuse viewers and horror nostalgia collectors. All guests are welcome, but remember the house policy: Departure Not Guaranteed. Enter at your own risk.

Description: A loving tribute to the wonderfully strange world of late-night and weekend monster movie television. “I Want to Go Back to the Mansion” brings Dr. E. Nick Witty and his unforgettable assistant Epal back into the spooky atmosphere where they belong—surrounded by candlelight, bats, a looming mansion, and plenty of vintage horror style. Designed for fans who remember when local TV horror hosts turned old monster movies into something much more memorable. A nostalgic celebration of cult television, creature features, midnight movies, and the glorious days of Monster Movie Matinee.

Description: Haunted Mansion Retro

Description: Welcome to the Mansion! A tribute to Epal, the unforgettable eyepatched character from Syracuse’s legendary Monster Movie Matinee. Inspired by the wonderfully strange atmosphere of local late-night television horror, this distressed retro design features Epal, his three-candle candelabra, and a shadowy mansion straight out of a Saturday-afternoon monster movie. Created for longtime Central New York viewers who remember when Dr. E. Nick Witty and Epal made old horror films an event. A nostalgic salute to one of Syracuse television’s most wonderfully unusual characters.

Description: Creepy monster over haunted mansion horror graphic tee.

Description: Spend Saturday afternoon at Monster Mansion, where the welcome is questionable and the souvenirs are unforgettable. Inspired by Syracuse’s beloved Monster Movie Matinee, this distressed vintage horror design imagines the mansion as the strangest roadside attraction in Central New York. A moonlit Victorian mansion, twisted trees, circling bats, iron gates, and a watchful raven surround the wonderfully terrible souvenir message: “I Spent Saturday at Monster Mansion and All I Got Was This Lousy Nightmare.” Created for longtime Monster Movie Matinee viewers, Syracuse nostalgia collectors, classic horror fans, creature-feature devotees, and anyone who remembers when Saturday afternoons belonged to monsters.

Description: Yall Come Back Yea Hear Monster Mansion aka Monster Plantation

Description: Pool Boy At The Vampire Mansion

Description: Some Saturday afternoons you never really leave behind. “I Want to Go Back to the Mansion” is a nostalgic tribute to the wonderfully strange world of Monster Movie Matinee, hosted by Dr. E. Nick Witty and his assistant Epal. With its mysterious mansion, classic monsters, mad-scientist atmosphere, and unforgettable local-TV charm, the show turned Saturday afternoons into a trip somewhere wonderfully weird. This distressed retro-horror design celebrates those afternoons spent back at the Mansion with Dr. E. Nick Witty and Epal. For everyone who still wants to go back to the Mansion.

Description: A joyful skeleton juggles carved pumpkins atop a stacked pyramid of ghosts, black cats, an owl, and a witch in front of a haunted mansion. Rendered in a retro mid-century color palette, it brings playful nostalgia to autumn celebrations.

Description: From one of the most iconic enduring dark rides of all time. Stay out of the marsh!

Description: Grandpa Munster guns the exhaust-spitting Drag-U-La down a cobblestone road, coffin and bubble dome gleaming under a swirling night sky. The Munster mansion looms behind its wrought iron gate and bare tree, rendered in Van Gogh-style blue and gold.

Description: Gather the whole gang for a legendary Halloween Night! This detailed vintage horror illustration features all your favorite classic monsters: a charming witch, elegant vampire, spooky skeleton, shambling zombie, fierce werewolf, wrapped mummy, and friendly ghosts. Set against a haunted mansion backdrop with glowing jack-o'-lanterns and flickering candles, this artwork captures the perfect spooky night atmosphere. The banner reads "Spooky Night!" making it ideal for Halloween party enthusiasts, horror movie fans, and lovers of retro monster art. Looks amazing on dark tees, hoodies, and as wall decor for your haunted home. Trick or treat yourself to this timeless collection! 🎃🧛‍♂️

Description: A dark and ominous scene depicting a gothic mansion with illuminated windows, standing against a stormy sky filled with intense lightning. Two monstrous, clawed hands reach from above, framing a shadowy, demonic face with glowing red eyes. The text 'ICED EARTH' is prominently displayed at the top.

Description: Herman, Lily, Grandpa, and Eddie in the most lovably eccentric haunted house on television. The Munsters made monster movies cozy and 1313 Mockingbird Lane was the beating heart of it. They were weird and they were a family and somehow that made everything fine.

Description: A wide-eyed cat captures a hilarious selfie with a werewolf, vampire, ghost, and stitched monster beneath a full moon and haunted mansion. Made for horror fans, cat lovers, Halloween parties, costume nights, and anyone who enjoys classic horror.

Description: Welcome to the Halloween spooky tradition

Description: Embrace the spooky season with this gothic starry night design featuring a dark castle and flying bats. Perfect for Halloween lovers and fans of classic impressionist art parodies.

Description: Whether you're hitting a haunted house or cozying up for a scary zombies movie night, this is the perfect blend of spooky style and laugh-out-loud humor.

Description: Embrace the spooky season with this gothic starry night design featuring a haunted Transylvanian castle and flying bats. Perfect for horror fans and Halloween lovers.

Description: You'll look drop dead gorgeous in this design.

Description: Grab your broomstick and let's go.

Description: Album cover for Dante Tomaselli's SCREAM IN THE DARK

Description: Thog

Description: Haunted Places Romantic Horror

Description: Boo!

Description: Enter the House of Monsters, where classic creatures gather beneath a moonlit haunted mansion. A distressed vintage horror illustration inspired by old monster movies, creature features, pulp horror art, and spooky late-night cinema.

Description: The design reads “Home Is Where The Gothic Is” and “haunted hearts only,” with a stormy mansion, bats, lightning, a gothic portrait, and a mysterious figure. It is made for readers who love Frankenstein, Dracula, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Dorian Gray, Carmilla, and Jekyll and Hyde. A dramatic gothic literature design for haunted hearts, dark romance fans, and classic horror book lovers.

Description: Mad house halloween

Description: This vintage Halloween haunted house design conjures a spooky scene filled with cackling witches, drifting ghosts, and classic monsters lurking in every shadowy corner. With its nostalgic charm and eerie characters, it captures the playful fright of old-school Halloween nights.