Mortimer Merch

A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the legendary England footballer Dennis Mortimer.

What is there to really say about this awesome, bonkersness that is Bob Mortimer with an edible mask when he was in Taskmaster. This will get people asking questions and maybe slightly scared, but who doesn't like to get a reaction? This design is on an array of products.

My illustration of the singing duo Mulligan and O'Hare. Famous for singing about "Rose", "Gerard Depardieu" and "Hot Dogs for Sale" to name but a few. Characters created by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer and featured in the 90s series "The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer". Enjoy.

A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the legendary Coventry City, Aston Villa footballer Dennis Mortimer.

Mortimer knows how many individual hairs make up each of his eyebrows.

Time to grab your crayons and your pencils!

Mortimer from The Fantasticks (1995) - Played by Teller of Penn&Teller

Bob Mortimer’s many names

Mortimer

Mortimer's sadness

Cornering the market on frozen orange juice since money was invented. Philadelphia

More taskmaster stuff in my shop!

We've taken our Mortimer the Rat character and brought him to life on designs you didn't even know you needed!

The perfect gift for any investor, broker, trader, banker, yuppie, SNL fan, hustler, and/or frozen orange juice market maker. Est. 1983 Philadelphia, PA

'Where life had no value, death, sometimes had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.' For a Few Dollars More.

Kelsey the Brave joins the battle with her faithful sidekick Mortimer.

mortimer satire/fan art

Inspired by Frank Capra's dark comedy, the Arsenic and Old Lace Design features Cary Grant in his leading role as Mortimer Brewster. Adapted from the stage play by Joseph Kesselring, the film also featured Raymond Massey, Priscilla Lane and Peter Lorre.

Steve McLaren’s Hair Island from Athletico Mince

A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the British Comedian, Vic Reeves.

Real Housewives of New York Tinsley Mortimer mugshot quote fro fans of RHONY and other Bravo shows

Funny Mugshot pattern of the Real Housewives of NYC who has been arrested and had a mugshot taken. Made with love for all the ladies.

Classic film

Bob Mortimer’s many names

Who mailed away for a Mortimer Marker?

'Where life had no value, death, sometimes had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.' For a Few Dollars More.

Randolph and Mortimer are back.

as seen on @poorlydrawntm (twitter & instagram)

The go-to questions

Brothers Randolph and Mortimer Duke own a commodities brokerage firm, Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers, in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Stairway to evil

Inspired by the fictional Duke And Duke commodities brokerage company featured in the 1983 film.

-Richard and Mortimer, a Dapper Duo v3- This design show's an outrageous alternate universe depicting a mad scientist and a young boy that may or may not be related to him. In this alternate universe, this iconic dapper duo take on the roles of British Imperialists, exploring and subjugating alien planets and exploiting their resources for their own gain. As they set out to expand their empire across the galaxy, they encounter bizarre creatures and interdimensional challenges that threaten to derail their plans. Conducting themselves with their wonderful dark humor and irreverence, Richard and Mortimer as British imperialists is a wild ride through an absurd and hilarious world that's not to be missed!

-Richard and Mortimer a Dapper Duo v1- This design show's an outrageous alternate universe depicting a mad scientist and a young boy that may or may not be related to him. In this alternate universe, this iconic dapper duo take on the roles of British Imperialists, exploring and subjugating alien planets and exploiting their resources for their own gain. As they set out to expand their empire across the galaxy, they encounter bizarre creatures and interdimensional challenges that threaten to derail their plans. Conducting themselves with their wonderful dark humor and irreverence, Richard and Mortimer as British imperialists is a wild ride through an absurd and hilarious world that's not to be missed!

Winthorpe and Valentine. Philly legends.

Have a campachoochoo in style like the the train guy as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.