Mosquito Merch
Description: Are you someone who can't walk outside without being bitten by a mosquito? Then this is the tshirt for you. A fun illustration of a mosquito sits on the words, "Mosquito Food." This is a great tee for anyone who is always bitten by mosquitoes. Wear it in the great outdoors or in the safety from insects of inside. Makes a great birthday or Christmas gift for your favorite mosquito magnet.
Description: This funny mosquito design features a blood sucking mosquito with the words "clap if you hate mosquitoes." Perfect for summer camp, camping, hiking, backyard bbq, and generally being outdoors at all in the summer. Do you hate mosquito bites? Do you swat mosquitoes constantly? Are the biting pests attracted to you? Are you slapping mosquitoes daily? Then this design is for you.
Description: At the wheel of his slow car, Bob Arctor forgot theoretical matters and did a rerun of a moment that had impressed them all: the dainty and elegant straight girl in her turtleneck sweater and bell-bottoms and trippy boobs who wanted them to murder a great harmless bug that in fact did good by wiping out mosquitoes – and in a year in which an outbreak of encephalitis had been anticipated in Orange County – and when they saw what it was and explained, she had said words that became for them their parody evil-wall-motto, to be feared and despised: IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS HARMLESS I WOULD HAVE KILLED IT MYSELF.
