Mostly Merch
Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.
I Mostly Communicate Using Obscure Sci Fi Movie References Mostly T-Shirt Baseball T-Shirt
by Silly GooseStudio
$26
Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.
I Mostly Communicate Using Obscure Sci Fi Movie References Mostly T-Shirt Mug
by Silly GooseStudio
$18
Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie quotes... mostly. Funny text design that makes a perfect gift for any lover of cult retro science fiction movies about aliens and space.
I Mostly Communicate Using Obscure Sci Fi Movie References Mostly T-Shirt Hat
by Silly GooseStudio
$19
Description: Battery: 12%. Motivation: 0%. Anxiety: 100%. The system is operational. A kawaii retro robot with a status panel that does not lie. The industrial badge format lends institutional credibility to what is, essentially, a diagnostic readout of a Tuesday. The border is confident. The interior metrics are not. This is the design equivalent of saying "I'm fine" while three internal lights blink amber. For those running on spite, caffeine, and the last 12% of a battery that was never properly charged to begin with. Fully functional. The "mostly" is doing significant structural work.
Fully Functional Mostly – Kawaii Robot Dark Humor Burnout Badge Baseball T-Shirt
by Wrong Century
$26
Description: “Wetlap Survivor” and “Mostly Because Everyone Else Spun” bring humor to this bold sim racing design. The artwork features a racing wheel, sports car, cracked gauges, and wet track energy for drivers who survive slippery laps. Great for sim racers, online league drivers, and racing gamers who know rain changes everything.
Description: Relying on random bites of food and sheer willpower is a hilarious way to get through your busy day. We usually trick ourselves into believing that a tiny bag of chips can replace an actual meal when we are very busy. It is quite amusing to navigate hard situations with absolutely zero preparation, relying entirely on a brave face to carry you forward. You walk into a room acting like you own the place, while your stomach quietly reminds you that lunch was just a candy bar. This combination of poor nutrition and intense bravado creates a wonderfully relatable situation for everyone. We act completely tough on the outside, but psychologically we are just hoping to find another cookie. Keep chewing on those tasty snacks!
Description: This vintage-style design shows a dry desert landscape with a stranded boat, cracked earth, and a tiny stream, complete with a sign pointing to “DRY LAND” and “WATER FEATURE.” Bold text declares “LAKE MEAD NOW MOSTLY LAND WITH A WATER FEATURE” — a humorous take on the lake’s current condition.
Description: My Itinerary Is Mostly Snacks. A funny travel design showing a folded paper road map whose dotted route runs from a croissant to a coffee cup to a sandwich. A retro seventies screenprint look: thick friendly outlines, flat mustard and rust colours and worn ink texture. Made for hungry planners who build the whole trip around the next meal. From the Detour Club series of retro travel humour for happily disorganised travellers.
Description: Getting through the day requires a balance of physical nourishment and purely delusional optimism. You start the morning with grand plans to conquer the world, but by noon you are just looking for a bag of chips. It is hilarious how a simple sugary treat can completely change your perspective on an otherwise terrible situation. We constantly lie to ourselves about eating healthy, knowing full well that chocolate is the only real motivation. Good intentions are wonderful, but they cannot provide the immediate joy and energy of a perfectly salted pretzel. Life is simply too short to deny yourself the tiny culinary pleasures that keep your mental health relatively stable. Just keep a secret snack safely hidden very close.
