Mostly Merch
Description: Getting through the day requires a balance of physical nourishment and purely delusional optimism. You start the morning with grand plans to conquer the world, but by noon you are just looking for a bag of chips. It is hilarious how a simple sugary treat can completely change your perspective on an otherwise terrible situation. We constantly lie to ourselves about eating healthy, knowing full well that chocolate is the only real motivation. Good intentions are wonderful, but they cannot provide the immediate joy and energy of a perfectly salted pretzel. Life is simply too short to deny yourself the tiny culinary pleasures that keep your mental health relatively stable. Just keep a secret snack safely hidden very close.
Description: A stylized depiction of a raccoon wearing a cowboy hat, with its mouth open, set against a backdrop of a rocky desert landscape and snow-capped mountains. The text 'rootin', shootin', but mostly tootin'' is displayed prominently at the bottom in white capital letters.
Cowboy Raccoon Mountain Landscape Rootin' Shootin' Mostly Tootin' Magnet
by CanvasWizardStudio
$4.75
Description: Celebrate the exciting news of a new arrival with this humorous pregnancy announcement design. Featuring the witty phrase 'We're Pregnant But Mostly Her' in a vibrant, hand-drawn, chalk-style font, this design captures the joy and playful dynamic of expecting parents. A sweet illustration of a baby bib with a smiling baby face, surrounded by cheerful stars, adds to the charm. This design is perfect for expecting dads who want to share their journey with a touch of humor, acknowledging the incredible role of the mom-to-be. It's a fantastic way for couples to reveal their pregnancy, making everyone smile. Whether you're a first-time dad, a seasoned father, or part of a couple eagerly awaiting their little one
Description: This design celebrates the dedicated baker whose creativity truly comes alive after the sun sets. It speaks to those who craft delicious treats with a touch of nocturnal charm and a hint of the mysterious. Whether you're whipping up a midnight snack or preparing for a haunted gathering, this design captures the spirit of baking in the night. Its a tribute to the artistry and mystery that unfold in the quiet hours of the night. This design adds a bewitching touch to your baking spirit, no matter if you're whipping up cupcakes, cookies, or elaborate pastries. Perfect for anyone who feels that the best kitchen magic happens under moonlight.
Night Owl Consultant Mostly Just Awake After Hours Tapestry
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$30
Description: Get ready for some adorable mischief with this Mostly Trick Halloween Cat design. Featuring three cute kittens dressed as a witch, a pumpkin, and a ghost, surrounded by spell books, potion bottles, and bats. Perfect for cat owners and spooky season enthusiasts who love kawaii and whimsical Halloween vibes. Embrace the fun side of Halloween with these enchanting feline friends.
