Acquisition Mugs

Description: GAS: Guitar Acquisition Syndrome. This funny definition of GAS will make most guitarists smile knowingly. Designed for guitar collectors, music teachers, guitar students and other guitar lovers.

Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.

Description: Show off your Human Resources humor with this witty office design! Featuring bold typography that reads "I'm In HR I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It," this graphic is perfect for HR professionals, human resource managers, recruiters, talent acquisition specialists, and office workers who deal with workplace drama every day.

Description: Set out on a fun road trip adventure with the Fart Fabric Acquisition Quilting Sewing Knitting collection. Enjoy creating unique quilts, garments, and accessories with this versatile fabric. Whether you're a beginner or an experienced crafter, this collection is perfect for all your sewing and knitting projects.

Description: Whether you collect rifles, shotguns, pistols or revolvers, Gun Acquisition SFunny Gun Acquisition Syndrome GAS TShirt for Gun Collectors. Gun collectors and gun enthusiasts will get a laugh out of this gun t-shirt. Perfect for gun collectors and gunsmiths to wear to the gun range or gun shows!yndrome is a part of life. Have fun with it and wear our gun collectors tee shirt. It’s also a perfect gun collector gift. Whether you collect rifles, shotguns, pistols or revolvers, Gun Acquisition Syndrome is a part of life. Have fun with it and wear our gun collectors tee shirt. It is also perfect for gun collector gifts.

Description: Candy Acquisition Mode Engaged Halloween Dinosaur

Description: Calling all fabric lovers, quilters, and sewing enthusiasts! F.A.R.T. stands for Fabric Acquisition Road Trip — because every fabric shopping adventure deserves its own name! Featuring a colorful vintage-inspired illustration of a sewing machine, beautiful fabric stacks, thread spools, scissors, and sewing essentials, this playful design celebrates the irresistible joy of collecting fabric and discovering new materials. Perfect for quilters, seamstresses, sewists, crafters, quilting addicts, and anyone who can never resist one more trip to the fabric store. It also makes a fun gift for sewing friends, quilting groups, craft lovers, and creative hobbyists.

Description: Celebrate the dedication of educators with this design for teachers who inspire diverse language learners. Proud To Teach Multilingual Learners captures the passion of ESL teachers, bilingual educators, and language instructors.

Description: United States Steel Corporation, more commonly known as U.S. Steel, is an American integrated steel producer headquartered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with production operations primarily in the United States of America and in Central Europe. The company produces and sells steel products, including flat-rolled and tubular products for customers in industries across automotive, construction, consumer, electrical, industrial equipment, distribution, and energy. Operations also include iron ore and coke production facilities.

Description: A vintage-inspired mid-century arrangement of multiple instruments surrounds the humorous phrase 'It's Not Hoarding If It's Guitars'. Created for band members, music teachers, and instrument collectors who can never own too many pieces of gear. Makes a great addition for birthdays, rehearsals, or Father's Day.

Description: A design for Human Resources professionals. Don't Make Me Use My HR Voice is perfect for HR managers, specialists, and anyone in the HR department.

Description: This design honors the vital role of an ESL Teacher Cultivating Language Learners. Ideal for English language educators and passionate instructors in the teaching profession.

Description: Every fantasy football waiver period is a battlefield for managers who know the value of winning free agent bidding wars and securing the best roster pickups. Celebrate the competitive fantasy football lifestyle with this vintage Faab Warrior design for waiver wire veterans, auction strategists, and dedicated fantasy league managers

Description: ESL Teacher Cultivating Language Learners. This design celebrates English language educators, perfect for any dedicated English teacher or language instructor.

Description: Guitars Are Like Potato Chips, and for dedicated musicians, you truly cant have just one. Embrace your Gear Acquisition Syndrome with this witty and sophisticated retro-modern design. It features four iconic electric guitars, including Stratocaster style, Les Paul style, and Archtop models, intertwined with abstract geometric shapes in a bold mustard yellow, cream, and black palette. Perfect for guitarists, multi-instrumentalists, and music collectors who appreciate modern aesthetics and a good laugh about their endless pursuit of instruments. This evergreen design makes an ideal present for Father's Day, a musician's birthday, or just because you know a true guitar fanatic.

Description: Fart Fabric Acquisition Road Trip Sewing Quilting

Description: A colorful and whimsical graphic featuring a teal sewing machine with pink accents, sewing a patchwork quilt. Stacked books, spools of thread, and floral elements surround the machine. The top reads "F.A.R.T." and the bottom reads "FABRIC ACQUISITION ROAD TRIP" with flower accents.

Description: F.A.R.T. Fabric Acquisition Road Trip Vintage Sewing Machine

Description: Nothing Surprises Me I Work In Human Resources. This design is for HR professionals, human resources managers, HR staff, and recruiters. Great HR humor for people operations and employee relations.

Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347560-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor

Description: Every applicant has heard it. Every recruiter has said it. Two résumés printed as a two-plate print poster in HR orange and cobalt, stamped FILED, with the promise underneath: it's in a very good folder. Part of the same recruiter line as Every Résumé Fits. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99347561-we-ll-keep-your-resume-on-file-recruiter-humor-lig

Description: A whimsical design featuring the letters F.A.R.T. in bold, colorful fonts. Below are a teal sewing machine, a stack of colorful books, plaid fabric, a spool of thread, and a needle. The text 'FABRIC ACQUISITION ROAD TRIP' is prominently displayed with small floral accents.

Description: Lighthearted nod to landmen who handle leases, titles, and mineral rights. A subtle reference to surveying and oil and gas field work.

Description: SABLE: Stash Beyond Life Expectancy — fabric-stash quilter tee with bolt stack graphic. Classic insider SABLE slang for quilters. Clean dark-tee print.

Description: This design is for Human Resources professionals. Perfect for HR Managers, HR Specialists, and HR staff who love their job. Featuring the phrase: Don't Make Me Use My HR Voice.

Description: Playful design that highlights the HR squad and everyday workplace teamwork.

Description: For the interviewer who actually read the resume. Sunny on Monday, snow by Thursday, and none of it matters, because the first question is about page 2, line 14. A four-day forecast drawn in one line weight, stamped SKIPPED in HR orange. It sits with I Read the Whole Cover Letter in the same recruiter line. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346722-we-can-skip-the-weather-recruiter-interview-humor

Description: For the interviewer who actually read the resume. Sunny on Monday, snow by Thursday, and none of it matters, because the first question is about page 2, line 14. A four-day forecast drawn in one line weight, stamped SKIPPED in HR orange. It sits with I Read the Whole Cover Letter in the same recruiter line. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/99346725-we-can-skip-the-weather-recruiter-interview-humor-

Description: A pencil drawn version of the Othila rune. Perfect for those interested in Germanic culture, or those that are interested in Runes generally. Give this to someone who wants to make a statement that only those in the know understand- this one is separation, discarding and physical inheritance via surrender.

Description: Fart Fabric Acquisition Road Trip Quilting Sewing Knitting

Description: 1st Military Intelligence Battalion (Aerial Exploitation), nicknamed the "Flying Eye Battalion", is a unit of the United States Army which specializes in the acquisition of aerial signals information in direct support of the 66th Military Intelligence Brigade. 1st MI Battalion (AE) is currently headquartered at Lucius D. Clay Kaserne in Germany.

Description: Human Resources Mediation Department

Description: Eat Sleep Recruit Repeat Funny Recruiter HR Typography

Description: Remember the Rules of Acquisition every time you step into your yard! This magnificent sci-fi tribute reimagines the iconic gold-loving alien merchants of the Alpha Quadrant as a spectacular garden gnome.

Description: Funny guitar pedal design reading “All I Need Is Just One More.” Perfect for musicians with pedal addiction, guitar gearheads, and fans of music humor.

Description: Funny Photography TShirt - Gear Acquisition Syndrome (GAS). Most Photographers can never satisfy the urge for more photo equipment. It is so common, that the acronym GAS is well known by collectors of cameras everywhere. Whether it is cameras, light meters or timers, photography collectors just cannot seem to have enough toys. Our funny photography tee shirt is sure to get a laugh and a knowing smile from fellow photography buffs. Also makes a great photography gift!