Acquisition Merch

Rule 13 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Rule 208 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

While technically "Females and finances don't mix" this variation is a popular twist on an ancient hew-mon proverb originating in the early pre-warp, currency-driven 20th Century. A rule that every Ferengi DaiMon worth his weight in gold pressed latinum would be wise to remember!

Rule 44 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Based on a prop from Deep Space Nine, this has some added touches, such as saying "Real Ferengi Drink Snail Juice" in Ferengi.

Rule 190 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

In the Ferengi beverage wars, Snail Juice attempted to distance itself from Slug-o-Cola and Eelwasser by appealing to a new, young, demographic.

Military acquisition is the bureaucratic management and procurement process dealing with a nation's investments in the technologies, programs, and product support necessary to achieve its national security strategy and support its armed forces. Its objective is to acquire products that satisfy specified needs and provide measurable improvement to mission capability at a fair and reasonable price

Babysitting: L1 Acquisition Research | Linguistics

Weary travelers who tire of their trek through deep space will find fun and relaxation at Quark's, offering the finest in refreshments, gambling, and holosuite entertainment to customers from nine star sectors in the Alpha and Gamma Quadrants (via the Bajoran Wormhole).

Motivation quotes design for T-shirts and other merch gifts as spiritual wisdom for life.

Inspirational quote design for T-shirts and other merch as spiritual gifts for healing.

Rule 9 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Disregard females Acquire currency

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Play the Guitar, Singing, Training, Rocking, Strumming, Attending Concerts, Picking, or Practicing, Ideal gift for any Guitarist, Men, Women, Instrumentalist, Music Lover, Axeman, Band Mate, Teenager, or Musician. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to To a Gig, Get Together, Band Practice, Celebration, Parties, Guitar Convention, Birthday, or Gathering, If you love fun Guitar tees this is the top for you!

Talent Acquisition Coordinator Job Title

Rule 104 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Diagnosed with V.A.S. Vinyl Acquisition Syndrome, very distressed design in black and white colors.

star trek, Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition #34

Honoring the guitar enthusiast who can't stop collecting guitars or who already owns way too many guitars.

Star Trek: Rules Of Acquisition #94 T-Shirt

Keep Calm and follow the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition from Star Trek.

Funny Guitarist. A Wonderful Guitar Lover Gift for a Lover of Acoustic, Rock, Blues, or Electric Guitar Player. Perfect Gift GAS Guitar Lover Acquisition Syndrome Gift for Christmas and Birthday!

Rule 58 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

1st Military Intelligence Battalion (Aerial Exploitation), nicknamed the "Flying Eye Battalion", is a unit of the United States Army which specializes in the acquisition of aerial signals information in direct support of the 66th Military Intelligence Brigade. 1st MI Battalion (AE) is currently headquartered at Lucius D. Clay Kaserne in Germany.

Its all about the journey

Going bananas over guitars! This cute guitar-playing monkey is a perfect gift for guitar players and guitar teachers, especially if they suffer from the notorious Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.

When the guitar collection is almost complete, but not quite!

Quar-Tima - the Bar Owner and the Dissident

GAS: Guitar Acquisition Syndrome. This funny definition of GAS will make most guitarists smile knowingly. Designed for guitar collectors, music teachers, guitar students and other guitar lovers.

#DAQalicious is a tshirt designed for engineers who enjoy designing with Data Acquisition products.

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Whether you collect rifles, shotguns, pistols or revolvers, Gun Acquisition SFunny Gun Acquisition Syndrome GAS TShirt for Gun Collectors. Gun collectors and gun enthusiasts will get a laugh out of this gun t-shirt. Perfect for gun collectors and gunsmiths to wear to the gun range or gun shows!yndrome is a part of life. Have fun with it and wear our gun collectors tee shirt. It’s also a perfect gun collector gift. Whether you collect rifles, shotguns, pistols or revolvers, Gun Acquisition Syndrome is a part of life. Have fun with it and wear our gun collectors tee shirt. It is also perfect for gun collector gifts.

The 25th Field Artillery Regiment is a field artillery regiment of the United States Army, first constituted 5 July 1918 in the National Army (USA). Although the regiment did not see action during World War I, elements participated in World War II, Vietnam, Panama (including Operation Just Cause), the Gulf War, and the Global War on Terrorism. Currently the regiment one active battalion, a towed light artillery units equipped with the M119A3 105mm Howitzer and the M777A2 155mm Howitzer. The 5th Battalion is assigned to the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division at Fort Polk, Louisiana. The 4th Battalion was inactivated on 14 August 2014.

Who needs dollars when you have dilithium?

Funny Photography TShirt - Gear Acquisition Syndrome (GAS). Most Photographers can never satisfy the urge for more photo equipment. It is so common, that the acronym GAS is well known by collectors of cameras everywhere. Whether it is cameras, light meters or timers, photography collectors just cannot seem to have enough toys. Our funny photography tee shirt is sure to get a laugh and a knowing smile from fellow photography buffs. Also makes a great photography gift!