Acquisition Tapestries

Rule 13 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Rule 208 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

While technically "Females and finances don't mix" this variation is a popular twist on an ancient hew-mon proverb originating in the early pre-warp, currency-driven 20th Century. A rule that every Ferengi DaiMon worth his weight in gold pressed latinum would be wise to remember!

Rule 44 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Based on a prop from Deep Space Nine, this has some added touches, such as saying "Real Ferengi Drink Snail Juice" in Ferengi.

Rule 190 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

In the Ferengi beverage wars, Snail Juice attempted to distance itself from Slug-o-Cola and Eelwasser by appealing to a new, young, demographic.

Military acquisition is the bureaucratic management and procurement process dealing with a nation's investments in the technologies, programs, and product support necessary to achieve its national security strategy and support its armed forces. Its objective is to acquire products that satisfy specified needs and provide measurable improvement to mission capability at a fair and reasonable price

Weary travelers who tire of their trek through deep space will find fun and relaxation at Quark's, offering the finest in refreshments, gambling, and holosuite entertainment to customers from nine star sectors in the Alpha and Gamma Quadrants (via the Bajoran Wormhole).

Rule 9 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Play the Guitar, Singing, Training, Rocking, Strumming, Attending Concerts, Picking, or Practicing, Ideal gift for any Guitarist, Men, Women, Instrumentalist, Music Lover, Axeman, Band Mate, Teenager, or Musician. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to To a Gig, Get Together, Band Practice, Celebration, Parties, Guitar Convention, Birthday, or Gathering, If you love fun Guitar tees this is the top for you!

Rule 104 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Talent Acquisition Coordinator Job Title

star trek, Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition #34

Honoring the guitar enthusiast who can't stop collecting guitars or who already owns way too many guitars.

Star Trek: Rules Of Acquisition #94 T-Shirt

Keep Calm and follow the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition from Star Trek.

Diagnosed with V.A.S. Vinyl Acquisition Syndrome, very distressed design in black and white colors.

Rule 58 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Funny Guitarist. A Wonderful Guitar Lover Gift for a Lover of Acoustic, Rock, Blues, or Electric Guitar Player. Perfect Gift GAS Guitar Lover Acquisition Syndrome Gift for Christmas and Birthday!

Its all about the journey

Going bananas over guitars! This cute guitar-playing monkey is a perfect gift for guitar players and guitar teachers, especially if they suffer from the notorious Guitar Acquisition Syndrome.

When the guitar collection is almost complete, but not quite!

GAS: Guitar Acquisition Syndrome. This funny definition of GAS will make most guitarists smile knowingly. Designed for guitar collectors, music teachers, guitar students and other guitar lovers.

Quar-Tima - the Bar Owner and the Dissident

Number Nine 9

#DAQalicious is a tshirt designed for engineers who enjoy designing with Data Acquisition products.

The 25th Field Artillery Regiment is a field artillery regiment of the United States Army, first constituted 5 July 1918 in the National Army (USA). Although the regiment did not see action during World War I, elements participated in World War II, Vietnam, Panama (including Operation Just Cause), the Gulf War, and the Global War on Terrorism. Currently the regiment one active battalion, a towed light artillery units equipped with the M119A3 105mm Howitzer and the M777A2 155mm Howitzer. The 5th Battalion is assigned to the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division at Fort Polk, Louisiana. The 4th Battalion was inactivated on 14 August 2014.

Who needs dollars when you have dilithium?

The 26th Field Artillery Regiment is a field artillery regiment of the United States Army first constituted 5 July 1918 in the National Army (USA). Battery A, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (41st Fires Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas) Battery B, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (212th Fires Brigade, Fort Bliss, Texas) Battery C, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (75th Fires Brigade, Fort Sill, Oklahoma) Inactivated at Fort Sill Battery D, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (18th Fires Brigade, Fort Bragg, North Carolina) Battery F, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (17th Fires Brigade, Fort Lewis, Washington) Battery H, 26th Field Artillery Regiment (214th Fires Brigade, Fort Sill, Oklahoma) Inactivated at Fort Sill 2015

The 171st Field Artillery Regiment is a military unit created from part of the "B" Battery of the 1st Battalion of the 45th infantry division of the United States Army. It was raised in 1963 and is now based at Weatherford, Oklahoma forming part of the 45th Fires Brigade of the Oklahoma Army National Guard. Remaining representatives have been engaged in US anti-terrorism campaigns.

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship T-Shirt

The 171st Field Artillery Regiment is a military unit created from part of the "B" Battery of the 1st Battalion of the 45th infantry division of the United States Army. It was raised in 1963 and is now based at Weatherford, Oklahoma forming part of the 45th Fires Brigade of the Oklahoma Army National Guard. Remaining representatives have been engaged in US anti-terrorism campaigns.

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The 171st Field Artillery Regiment is a military unit created from part of the "B" Battery of the 1st Battalion of the 45th infantry division of the United States Army. It was raised in 1963 and is now based at Weatherford, Oklahoma forming part of the 45th Fires Brigade of the Oklahoma Army National Guard. Remaining representatives have been engaged in US anti-terrorism campaigns.

This funny design is the perfect gift for every person with a good taste!