Cynical Humor Mugs

try doing it the way I told you to

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Never complain; never explain."

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Tiny print of snarky comment

Simple white lettering on black background: "30 years later - we're still stupid and contagious." Turns out a certain songwriter was 30 years too early. But here we are now. Ah, the humanity!

You get rewards and smiles for doing a really good job! Very well then! A giant yellow smiley face and text in white. Vintage distressed effect.

Snide dragon don't care, she just flames it all.

employee of the month

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

Wear this to the gym

Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

My Comments Are Not Directed To Anyone, But If The Shoe Fits, Wear It, Cinderfuckenrella

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

Go around me

um... brain thingies...

is like, dead, and stuff...

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories I'd Be Transparent By Now” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Let's do it.

Apparently I'm Dramatic

I'm supposed to smell like this

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “How Does Your Voice Not Give You a Headache?” design on your favorite apparel.

don't appear in bubbles over our heads

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

Did I look interested?

Doesn't mean you have to shout

I would have no charm at all

we would all fall off

Live Laugh STFU design

This fun typographic design is great for frazzled moms / mums and the sweary and exasperated! Great for lazy days around the house. Available as a Tshirt, baseball shirt, tank, hoodie, sweatshirt and accessories. Great gift for birthdays, celebrations, thanksgiving and the holiday season for dad, mom, mum, brother, sister, uncle, aunt or friend. Click brand link for more designs.

I can't force you to be right.

Gift for this friend who, if was a hero, had the superpower of pooping parties. Funny, sarcastic, superhero, comics, vintage, retro look, old print t shirt design.

gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

Or, did you get a defective one.

Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.