Cynical Mugs

I would have no charm at all

we would all fall off

one person at a time

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

Not that I'm bitter.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “There’s a Subtle Let’s Wrap This Up Undertone” design on your favorite apparel.

I can't force you to be right.

gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

Let's do it.

Trust is important.

Cynical T-Shirt. Features text that says “The goalposts will keep moving as long as they know you’ll obey.” Makes a great gift for people who are cynical about politicians, big business, the mainstream media, and The Man. Wear this design and wake up the sheeple. Available on a variety of different color backgrounds. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

The sun'll come out.. shut up.

the perfect gift if you feel like an emotionless robot on the inside

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If Being Sarcastic Burned Calories I'd Be Transparent By Now” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Self made Thousandaire - self made millionaire, or billionaire - but revised to fit todays economy, and also my basic life skills... My possessions I can carry in my pocket, and they are made of a small, barely a clutter, useless things, e.g. dimes, pennies and a paper clip.

host body

Heck, I'm older than zip codes. Back in my day, we didn't have Google, we had to walk to the library and read books....

Retro Adulting tee: When Billy grows up, he's going to do whatever he wants, all the time!

don't forget to take your brain.

awaits those who question Gods unconditional Love.

Sarcastic quote T-Shirt. “Bring Back The Asylums.” in white text on a variety of dark color backgrounds. Makes a great gift for people who like sarcasm. Perfect for your grouchy next-door neighbor. Comes on clothing, stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff.

My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist. Funny quote available on a variety of gifts and apparel. Perfect gift for those who love looking at life with a light-hearted sense of humor.

Diogenes: Iconic Cynic philosopher of ancient Greece, known for his radical lifestyle and relentless pursuit of truth. Diogenes of Sinope lived in a barrel, challenged societal norms, and inspired with his philosophical anecdotes and anti-establishment mindset.

The other national deficit

Yours seems like a prick

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy uncle". Is it all an act? Or are you TRULY grumpy? Maybe that's something known only to you.

Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

I’m Not Rude T-shirts. Featuring the saying “I’m not rude, I’m honest” Don’t feel bad about telling like it is. If they can’t take a joke, they can take a cab! Enjoy some fashion for the filterless.

People say I act like I don’t Care. It’s not an act. Sarcastic saying on a t-shirt. Wear your ambivalence with pride. Also available on other gifts and apparel.

Simple. Elegant. Control. The okayest shirt around.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Scream. You Scream. The Police Come. It's Awkward.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

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when it's my turn, I'm gonna sing!

This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Funny saying on T-Shirts and other gifts and apparel. “I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” Perfect clothing design for your favorite know-it-all.

Quote by Rudyard Kipling that says it all about the art world.